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'Smuggled over £100,000 of gold in rectum'

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 22 Sep 16 10.13pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by blackpalacefan

You've not been sticking aspirins and glasses of water up your bum hole have you?

That's for me to know and you to wonder about

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View regal_eagle's Profile regal_eagle Flag somewhere 22 Sep 16 10.22pm Send a Private Message to regal_eagle Add regal_eagle as a friend

Apparently pound-for-pound more precious metals can be found in our sewers than in mines.

 

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View Jimenez's Profile Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 22 Sep 16 10.32pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

I had a friend a painter (not KDOTW )who worked in something similar to this, but in this case they destroyed used/worn banknotes. He said they used to put them in a vortex type machine which they then sprayed with an indelible ink before they were Incinerated.
His plan (& he was deadly serious about doing it) was to gather up some of the notes roll them up tight with a rubber band & then put them in ziplock bags he would then put them in tins of undercoat or gloss and walk them out of the building every now and again. Unfortunately he was moved to another job before he could try it out.

 


Pro USA & Israel

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View Mr_Gristle's Profile Mr_Gristle Flag In the land of Whelk Eaters 23 Sep 16 11.39pm Send a Private Message to Mr_Gristle Add Mr_Gristle as a friend

Originally posted by Canterbury Palace

Sounds Au-fully painful.

:-)

 


Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

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View Sportyteacher's Profile Sportyteacher Flag London 24 Sep 16 8.21am Send a Private Message to Sportyteacher Add Sportyteacher as a friend

Apparently the judge originally suggested that 'the sun shone out of his arse'.....except that it turned out to be the gold

 

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View Manc_Palace's Profile Manc_Palace Flag Sydney 29 Sep 16 11.06pm Send a Private Message to Manc_Palace Add Manc_Palace as a friend

A few guys have left their wedding ring in my arse, I reckon I'm getting on for 100k by now

 

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View blackpalacefan's Profile blackpalacefan Flag 30 Sep 16 1.39pm Send a Private Message to blackpalacefan Add blackpalacefan as a friend

Originally posted by Sportyteacher

Apparently the judge originally suggested that 'the sun shone out of his arse'.....except that it turned out to be the gold

lol

 

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