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View mae102's Profile mae102 Flag STREATHAM 23 Sep 16 3.05pm Send a Private Message to mae102 Add mae102 as a friend

Originally posted by Dan1994

I was tryna plunp for:

Benteke you're so fine,
You're so fine, you blow my mind,
Benteke, hey hey, Benteke

No one was joining in

This is both awesome and factually correct. Benteke is indeed fine and he has (on more than one occasion) blown my mind.

 

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View DubaiCPFC's Profile DubaiCPFC Flag 23 Sep 16 3.26pm Send a Private Message to DubaiCPFC Add DubaiCPFC as a friend

Benteke's on fire, to the tune of sex is on fire by the Kings of Leon

 

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View Foxcpfc's Profile Foxcpfc Flag 23 Sep 16 5.48pm Send a Private Message to Foxcpfc Add Foxcpfc as a friend

I think it should be to the tune of Black Betty. "Woah Benteke, bam a lam" then repeat.

 

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View Dan Theolmesdaleroad's Profile Dan Theolmesdaleroad Flag Up north 23 Sep 16 6.20pm Send a Private Message to Dan Theolmesdaleroad Add Dan Theolmesdaleroad as a friend

Originally posted by Dan1994

I was tryna plunp for:

Benteke you're so fine,
You're so fine, you blow my mind,
Benteke, hey hey, Benteke

No one was joining in


Originally posted by The_Aviator

Well, they should have. That's golden. Really!


Originally posted by mae102

This is both awesome and factually correct. Benteke is indeed fine and he has (on more than one occasion) blown my mind.


Well you know what great minds do...

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Well done Dan1994 for giving it a go!


Edited by Dan Theolmesdaleroad (23 Sep 2016 6.43pm)

 


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View Dan Theolmesdaleroad's Profile Dan Theolmesdaleroad Flag Up north 23 Sep 16 6.23pm Send a Private Message to Dan Theolmesdaleroad Add Dan Theolmesdaleroad as a friend

Originally posted by Foxcpfc

I think it should be to the tune of Black Betty. "Woah Benteke, bam a lam" then repeat.

I really like this one, too!


 


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View Dan1994's Profile Dan1994 Flag Wallington 23 Sep 16 7.30pm Send a Private Message to Dan1994 Add Dan1994 as a friend

Originally posted by Dan Theolmesdaleroad


Well you know what great minds do...

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Well done Dan1994 for giving it a go!


Edited by Dan Theolmesdaleroad (23 Sep 2016 6.43pm)

Why don't we make this a thing? To be fair, I tried it at Southampton. Benteke barely played and we were more interested in singing self-depreciating chants instead.

 


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OhthisbloodyPC Flag 23 Sep 16 7.47pm

Originally posted by Dan Theolmesdaleroad

I really like this one, too!


Yep, I like this one. as well.

It's simple, it's catchy and the lyrics fit.

FoxCPFC.....[DRUM ROLL]
You're through to the next round!!!

(CUE THE EMOTIONAL MUSIC, PEOPLE BURSING NTO TEARS AND HUGS FROM ANT AND DEC)

Edited by OhthisbloodyPC (23 Sep 2016 7.48pm)

 

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View daneagle's Profile daneagle Flag Bromley 23 Sep 16 7.55pm Send a Private Message to daneagle Add daneagle as a friend

To the tune of La bamba:-

Christian benteke
Christian benteke
La la la la labamba oh please yay oh please say yay oh please say yay
Christian benteke
Christian benteke

Repeat until you can't take no more &#128514;

 


Why, for the love of god why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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View Winch Eagle's Profile Winch Eagle Flag Fleet, Hampshire 23 Sep 16 9.10pm Send a Private Message to Winch Eagle Add Winch Eagle as a friend

Could nick Arsenals Viera one...

" Benteke...wo oo oo oo
Benteke ...wo oo oo oo
He came from Liverpool
To play for the red and blue
Benteke...wo oo oo oo (repeat?!)

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Edited by Winch Eagle (23 Sep 2016 9.10pm)

 


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View eagle@ tn34's Profile eagle@ tn34 Flag hastings 23 Sep 16 11.47pm Send a Private Message to eagle@ tn34 Add eagle@ tn34 as a friend

what about to the tune of greases the one that i want

Weve got goals there multiplying, and youre/...(insert opposition) losing control, bentekes elctrifying.

seems too good a tune not to use but perhaps someone has better lyrics.

 

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OhthisbloodyPC Flag 24 Sep 16 7.51am

Originally posted by daneagle

To the tune of La bamba:-

Christian benteke
Christian benteke
La la la la labamba oh please yay oh please say yay oh please say yay
Christian benteke
Christian benteke

Repeat until you can't take no more &#128514;


If this was Chant Factor, with the usual judges, Cheryl Fernandez would cry at this song, But Simon Cowell would slate its lack of originality.

Unless you have a tragic back story, I'm afraid you will hear the dread words:

"Daneagle:..........You're not going through to the next round"

SOB

Edited by OhthisbloodyPC (24 Sep 2016 7.53am)

 

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View Bexley Eagle's Profile Bexley Eagle Flag Bexley Kent 24 Sep 16 10.19am Send a Private Message to Bexley Eagle Add Bexley Eagle as a friend

My vote is for 'Black Betty' FWIW

 

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