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OhthisbloodyPC Flag 24 Sep 16 11.04am

Originally posted by Bexley Eagle

My vote is for 'Black Betty' FWIW


It's not down to the judges, there's a premium rate phone in vote, which isn't rigged in any way at all by the TV production company

 

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View daneagle's Profile daneagle Flag Bromley 24 Sep 16 11.23am Send a Private Message to daneagle Add daneagle as a friend

Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC


If this was Chant Factor, with the usual judges, Cheryl Fernandez would cry at this song, But Simon Cowell would slate its lack of originality.

Unless you have a tragic back story, I'm afraid you will hear the dread words:

"Daneagle:..........You're not going through to the next round"

SOB

Edited by OhthisbloodyPC (24 Sep 2016 7.53am)


I once caught my foreskin in my zip as a young man bought a tear to my eyes ..... About as tragic as it gets !!

 


Why, for the love of god why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 24 Sep 16 5.08pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by Bexley Eagle

My vote is for 'Black Betty' FWIW

whooaa
benteke, palace man
whoaa
benteke, palace man
benteke scored a goal
palace man
tore the net a new hole !

 


from the Etihad, Emirates, Molyneux, London Stadium, the Vitality, turf moor & Anfield to Old Trafford x 2.....or a neighbourly visit to Craven Cottage...Raptors on the Road

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View Johnny Byrne's Profile Johnny Byrne Flag Pinner 25 Sep 16 1.13am Send a Private Message to Johnny Byrne Add Johnny Byrne as a friend

The upgrade of the old Glenn Murray song (Let It Be)

Benteke, Benteke, Benteke, Benteke
Scoring goals for Palace
Benteke, Benteke

 

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View Thegamesafoot's Profile Thegamesafoot Flag Somewhere but Nowhere 25 Sep 16 2.33am Send a Private Message to Thegamesafoot Add Thegamesafoot as a friend

While we're on great goal scorers, I think Scott Dann deserves something more than, tra la la your name.
I don't know if younger humans know this tune, but

[Dads Army]
Who do you think you are kidding mister forward
If you think Scott Dann you've done
He is the boy that will keep attacks away
And at dead balls he will score and make you pay.

So, Scott Dann, Scott Dann, Scott dann Scott Dann Scott Dann Scott Dann .Stops and scores goals for fun.

Something more contemporary and pithy might catch on better though.

 


It's good to keep an opened mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.

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View RX8 Eagle's Profile RX8 Eagle Flag Manchester 25 Sep 16 4.24pm Send a Private Message to RX8 Eagle Add RX8 Eagle as a friend

Have we attempted any of these Benteke songs yet. Haven't heard any so far?

Wasn't able to make Sunderland game wondered if any were sung there.

 

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View eaglesally's Profile eaglesally Flag New Brighton 25 Sep 16 5.53pm Send a Private Message to eaglesally Add eaglesally as a friend

Definitely this one. I've got my ticket for Everton and I'm up for getting it going. Anyone gonna join me?

Originally posted by Dan1994

I was tryna plunp for:

Benteke you're so fine,
You're so fine, you blow my mind,
Benteke, hey hey, Benteke

No one was joining in

 


Crystal Palace - dull it's not!

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View eag-les's Profile eag-les Flag Coulsdon 25 Sep 16 7.06pm Send a Private Message to eag-les Add eag-les as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

whooaa
benteke, palace man
whoaa
benteke, palace man
benteke scored a goal
palace man
tore the net a new hole !

Like it but would change to:

Wo oh Benteke
Cristian
Wo oh
Benteke
Cristian

Benteke scored
He's the man
The damn place gone wild

Repeat

 


If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

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View MrCParrot's Profile MrCParrot Flag Taunton 25 Sep 16 8.14pm Send a Private Message to MrCParrot Add MrCParrot as a friend

Benteke Black Betty chant is a winner

Parrot

 


Mr Cadbury's Parrot says "Hello"

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View glaziermart's Profile glaziermart Flag 26 Sep 16 11.42am Send a Private Message to glaziermart Add glaziermart as a friend

Originally posted by eag-les

Like it but would change to:

Wo oh Benteke
Cristian
Wo oh
Benteke
Cristian

Benteke scored
He's the man
The damn place gone wild

Repeat


LOL!!! Good one!!!

 

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Hoof Hearted 26 Sep 16 12.09pm

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

whooaa
benteke, palace man
whoaa
benteke, palace man
benteke scored a goal
palace man
tore the net a new hole !

This is good..... best yet for me

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 26 Sep 16 12.31pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I like the Hey Mickey one best.

 




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