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View mr. apollo's Profile mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 01 Dec 16 2.50am Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

The gf and I are arguing about the end of this common ditty... let's have your suggestions and ideas on this,

Mine ends "if a copper comes along take them off and put them on" hers doesn't, so any alternative endings?

 



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View Flightsequence's Profile Flightsequence Flag 01 Dec 16 6.25am Send a Private Message to Flightsequence Add Flightsequence as a friend

Originally posted by mr. apollo

The gf and I are arguing about the end of this common ditty... let's have your suggestions and ideas on this,

Mine ends "if a copper comes along take them off and put them on" hers doesn't, so any alternative endings?

From my days, the ditty finished 'If a copper comes along, hurry up and put them on'

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 01 Dec 16 8.42am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Flightsequence

From my days, the ditty finished 'If a copper comes along, hurry up and put them on'

Yup! That's the one I was brought up with too....

 


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View mr. apollo's Profile mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 01 Dec 16 1.25pm Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

The gf's ending is "ask him in to try them on" which I quite like

 



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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 01 Dec 16 1.44pm

In the same vein...

My friend Billy has a ten foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she cut it with a rake
And now it's only 4 feet 4.

 

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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 01 Dec 16 2.58pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Hang her knickers on the line...

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 01 Dec 16 9.06pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by nickgusset

In the same vein...

My friend Billy has a ten foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she cut it with a rake
And now it's only 4 feet 4.

I was roundly lambasted by the ex Mrs Funt for teaching this to a 3 year old Funt junior.

 


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View Seth's Profile Seth Flag On a pale blue dot 02 Dec 16 6.50pm Send a Private Message to Seth Add Seth as a friend

Milk milk
Lemonade
Round the back
Chocolate's made

 


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View rednblueblood's Profile rednblueblood 03 Dec 16 7.05am Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

Originally posted by Seth

Milk milk
Lemonade
Round the BACK
Chocolate's made

Round the corner
Chocolate's made

 


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Hoof Hearted 03 Dec 16 11.12am

Originally posted by rednblueblood

Round the corner
Chocolate's made

Agree it scans better.

Love that little ditty though Seth.

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 03 Dec 16 3.11pm

What's the time
Half past nine?
Hang your knickers
on the line.
If the policeman comes along
kill the pig and abandon the safehouse.

The Falls Road variant.

 


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