Would he really make any difference to how shocking and dire we are?

"Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!"

Give the ball back to the opposition enough and you will be punished. Even row Z is better than tippy back. Crazy and so basic it beggars belief. We should have been so at them at 1-1, instead, we went back to how we started the game. The mentality and physicality of the players is so f***ing questionable.

Most certainly not European.

Pardew back are you really off your trolley ? he's the f***ing reason we are in this s*** in the first place. FFS him and SP for poor poor transfers

A Lie travels round the world quicker than a man can put his trousers on

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After tonight I don't want to see Kelly or Punch in the starting XI unless we've run out of pros and under 21's.

After tonight, I'm also convinced that the refs' collective are under orders to screw us over.

Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

Sam Out

Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

f***, that was depressing, BFS has his work cut out.

Bangell - If Camus wrote The Myth of Sisyphus today, it would be about Jason Puncheon eternally trying and failing to pass with his right foot.