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View rednblue4eva's Profile rednblue4eva Flag Norwood 11 Jan 17 6.29am Send a Private Message to rednblue4eva Add rednblue4eva as a friend

Good idea ?

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 11 Jan 17 8.21am Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Have had a daily w*nk break since 1994.

 


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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards View hedgehog50's Profile hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 11 Jan 17 8.44am Send a Private Message to hedgehog50 Add hedgehog50 as a friend

In my experience, most workplaces are full of w*****s. Some on-line forums too. Must go - time for my 8:45 w**k.

 

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View jamiemartin721's Profile jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 11 Jan 17 9.28am Send a Private Message to jamiemartin721 Add jamiemartin721 as a friend

Definitely, although I'm not a daily partaker its a good way to let off stress, clear you mind and reset ready for the next task.

Probably best to go to the toilet though, otherwise it tends to upset your collegues

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag Burgess Hill 11 Jan 17 9.34am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

There's a good Big Train sketch about this.

I usually go for 3 to 5 a day at work because I'm limited to how many I can fit in when I get home. Does anyone else find it gets a bit clogged up around the plug hole of the urinal by the end of the day?

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View collier row eagle's Profile collier row eagle Flag romford essex via another galaxy 11 Jan 17 9.56am Send a Private Message to collier row eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add collier row eagle as a friend

Yes good idea, companies should employ a 25 year old mini skirted bird to carry out this deed and pay them a wage, with tips they would do very well.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag Burgess Hill 11 Jan 17 10.13am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by collier row eagle

Yes good idea, companies should employ a 25 year old mini skirted bird to carry out this deed and pay them a wage, with tips they would do very well.

I just look at the fella in the urinal next to me and just imagine it's an overly engorged clitoris.

 


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View collier row eagle's Profile collier row eagle Flag romford essex via another galaxy 11 Jan 17 10.25am Send a Private Message to collier row eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add collier row eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I just look at the fella in the urinal next to me and just imagine it's an overly engorged clitoris.

I'll try that, but have doubts that it would work

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag Burgess Hill 11 Jan 17 10.26am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by collier row eagle

I'll try that, but have doubts that it would work

Ask him to tuck it between his legs if not. When I do that it looks EXACTLY like a lady's downstairs when I look at myself in the mirror.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag Burgess Hill 11 Jan 17 10.33am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

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A must watch on the subject

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag The Tallahassee Bridge 11 Jan 17 11.31am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Southampton_Eagle

Have had a daily w*nk break since 1994.

Absolutely. I thought everyone did it anyway.

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Jan 17 11.51am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Hmm. Can't imagine it increasing productivity at work. Don't most men feel sleepy after ejeculation?

 


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