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 Part Time James  27 Jan 17 2.14pm |
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Does anyone here know whether cows can be gay? I was running through a field the other day and as I approached some cows one mounted the other and they started dry humping. The one on top proper stared me out. But I am pretty sure it wasn't a bull. Any advice? It was well creepy.
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Far away fan  On the border of jungle 27 Jan 17 2.29pm |
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I have cow's I think it is more of a dominant thing as my girl dog does it as well.
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| thegreatlardino crawley/selsey 27 Jan 17 2.34pm |
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my neighbours female dog dry humps the male dog in the family, is a dominance thing
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 27 Jan 17 2.38pm |
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I don't heifer clue. But Kermit anGus set might. It's a moooot point though. I would imagine a lessa cow getting mounted by a bull would think 'how dairy, I bat for the udder side'. Maybe they were just trying to keep warm coz it's friesian out and they don't have a jersey.
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| thegreatlardino crawley/selsey 27 Jan 17 2.43pm |
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i reckon that last post is a load of old bullocks, your just being bovinist! Edited by thegreatlardino (27 Jan 2017 2.45pm)
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 27 Jan 17 2.46pm |
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Very aMOOsing
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| Part Time James 27 Jan 17 3.14pm |
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Thanks folks, some good sensible answers and some great puns too. I knew I could count on you all.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 27 Jan 17 3.26pm |
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Did it look like this
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Attachment: | becky over the moon 27 Jan 17 3.30pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Does anyone here know whether cows can be gay? I was running through a field the other day and as I approached some cows one mounted the other and they started dry humping. The one on top proper stared me out. But I am pretty sure it wasn't a bull. Any advice? It was well creepy.
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| Part Time James 27 Jan 17 3.36pm |
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Originally posted by becky
I can't view the link at work but neither of them were on a bike.
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| Part Time James 27 Jan 17 3.37pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Did it look like this No, it had sinister eyes.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 28 Jan 17 11.51am |
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apparently lbtg ungulates tend not to go for the old 'scissors' position because their udders get in the way, I wonder if they have concrete lesbian cows in Milton Keynes? Be careful if you spot them you're not dealing with a bull, can be difficult to tell with the butch halves of the relationship, I always start off with 'excuse me, I don't like to errm, intrude but etc ...'.
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