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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Apr 17 5.38pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

That's good though, puts it out there in the open, that its 'test drive time'. You've checked out the bodywork, looked around the engine, kicked the tires, so now its time to see how he/she handles.

Last thing you want to do is spend ages getting to know someone and fall in love with someone who doesn't ring the bell.

WHAAAAAT?

C'mon Jamie, wtf has this gotta do with getting your end away(am being polite)

 


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Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Might be a wild generalisation but I generally find the maternal pull is stronger in most women.

HA!......this is where you women(well most) trick men

 


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View 7mins's Profile 7mins Flag In the bush 26 Apr 17 10.44pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Hidden your post /p*** stash?
What's she like then age background, she's not the Elvis fan is she

She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football.

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 26 Apr 17 10.55pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football.

Kids? What else do you know about her

 


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View 7mins's Profile 7mins Flag In the bush 27 Apr 17 12.14am Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Kids? What else do you know about her

One kid, 18.

She likes camping, watching live bands.

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 27 Apr 17 12.50am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

One of the things I liked about my wife is that she likes p***. Actually her habits are far more disturbing than mine. She can't come if I'm in the room.

EFA

 


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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 27 Apr 17 12.52am Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football.

7 mate bin her,cos you know what will happen.
You will get along great move in with each other, and at first she will say that's OK hun you go to football have a nice time e see you later..xxx,then do you have to go to football AGAIN,you only went last week...or I wanted to watch a rom com on the TV...but you've got bloody football on AGAIN.


Lol,sorry that's just be reliving a past wife.
Good on ya mate glas you have had a good couple of dates.

 


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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 27 Apr 17 8.13am Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football.


Ha. The irony. The last thing she probably wants to talk about is property

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 27 Apr 17 10.20am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

One kid, 18.

She likes camping, watching live bands.

Maybe she'll take you to Glastonbury.

 




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View Pikester's Profile Pikester Flag Worthing 27 Apr 17 12.08pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

One kid, 18.

She likes camping, watching live bands.

Son or daughter?
If it's a daughter and the relationship doesn't look like it's long term you might at least get to tick one off the bucket list....

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 27 Apr 17 7.30pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Pikester

Son or daughter?
If it's a daughter and the relationship doesn't look like it's long term you might at least get to tick one off the bucket list....

I reckon if he suggests a "threes up" then he won't get to tick anything off the bucket list. Unless being given the bum's rush by an angry 42 year old housewife is on there.

 




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Originally posted by Part Time James

I reckon if he suggests a "threes up" then he won't get to tick anything off the bucket list. Unless being given the bum's rush by an angry 42 year old housewife is on there.

You never done 'the double'.....?

 


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