Banned football songs (tounge in cheek)
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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 30 Mar 17 11.00am |
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Official Club Announcement - Dear Supporter, following on from yesterday's announcement of the banning of the "Chelsea Rent Boy" song on homophobia grounds, Maureen the Fan Liaison Officer has now reviewed all songs currently sung & has decided the following action 1) "We're the Pride of All Europe" - banned due to BREXIT Many thanks for your continuing support and enjoy sitting in silence on Saturday Yours Faithfully, Isaac Hunt.
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"If I had the wings of a swallow, if I had the arse of a cow" - banned due to animal rights| Hoof Hearted 30 Mar 17 1.10pm | |
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The Celery Song (..if she won't come I'll tickle her up the bum, with a stick of celery!... celery, celery) Nelly The Elephant (Stevie Bruce packed his bags and said goodbye to the Palace... off he went with a trumpety trump..... Cnut Cnut Cnut)
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 Part Time James 30 Mar 17 1.13pm |
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"Brighton take it up the bum" banned as a heterosexual man just moved there.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 30 Mar 17 1.21pm |
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"Bring on the Brighton, Millwall Scum" banned following a successful case of slander by the 'Algee and Pond Life Defence League'. The Wheels on your house go round and round - on the basis that there appears that all Charlton Fans everywhere have s**t the f**k up. "We are South London's Number One" - Ambiguity, given that Charlton are South London's number one 'egg faced c**ts'. Sha-la-la-la c**ts.
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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| Part Time James 30 Mar 17 1.22pm |
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"Glad All Over" banned because people are sometimes unable to feel gladness below the waist due to birth defects.
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| Hrolf The Ganger 30 Mar 17 2.02pm |
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You only sing when your winning. No, we don't have winners and losers. Everyone gets a sticker. Your going home in a London Ambulance. No, that would be a terrible misappropriation of resources with the NHS under such financial pressure.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 30 Mar 17 2.04pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
You only sing when your winning. No, we don't have winners and losers. Everyone gets a sticker. Your going home in a London Ambulance. No, that would be a terrible misappropriation of resources with the NHS under such financial pressure. I wish teams would sing that at us more often. Everyone on the pitch is a winner, at between 35-200k a week, how could they not be.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 30 Mar 17 2.06pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
"Glad All Over" banned because people are sometimes unable to feel gladness below the waist due to birth defects. Also following complaints from the CPS, as it refers to an on going case brought by Gladys Knight.
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| Hrolf The Ganger 30 Mar 17 2.19pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I wish teams would sing that at us more often. Everyone on the pitch is a winner, at between 35-200k a week, how could they not be. Yes, probably the only example of foreigners pushing up wages...and season ticket prices. We lose again.
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| becky over the moon 30 Mar 17 2.20pm |
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"The famous Alan Mullery went to Rome to see the Pope" - this is now banned as are all songs/chants involving religion as this may offend those of other faiths or none.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 30 Mar 17 2.24pm |
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When I was a young boy...
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 30 Mar 17 2.26pm |
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The Referee's a w***er, both banned, offensive to w***ers
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