Well, I like to come away bruised and bleeding. It needs to be a kind of combination of sex and a general fight for survival. It's why I've always liked big powerful women.

But actually these days I prefer not to do it at all. A good book or some hot chocolate and a good documentary suits me just fine.

I probably don't want to hear the answer to this, but surely a gherkin would be more representative of the average British male?

Also folks, Waitrose is a perfectly acceptable outlet for the purchase of a cucumber. No need to order it from a deviancy site, they charge for postage.

I think she wants more than just the tips.

sorry, I just couldn't resist the pun. I'd have said it whoever we were referring to!

Abortion should probably be the first consideration of anyone finding themselves accidentally pregnant. I don't get why someone who isn't really in a position to be actively seeking to have a family would want to 'just run with it and see where it goes'. I mean its only going to be the next 25 years or so.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Haha, any sex where no one is sick and nobody comes away looking like they're being haunted.