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"Put the wood in the hole"
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"Just going to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range"
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"Raining cats and dogs"
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Go & fill up the coal scuttle
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"Oh Lordy Lordy"
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Put 50p in the meter (Ours was under the stairs so I always got the job of getting under them when I was little)
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Eight of ten owners said their cats preferred it Comes up peanuts slice after slice Do the Shake 'n' Vac and put the freshness back
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"I'll knock your block off"
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Nuttier than squirrel s***
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Tend not to hear "False Teeth" - In this modern age they are normally referred to as "Dentures". Years ago it was "Dark glasses" - now "Shades" or "Sunnies". "Belt and braces". Edited by Willo (07 Jun 2017 1.38pm)
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cod piece cod war
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the mrs is on blob or has the painters in.
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