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jamiemartin721 Reading 09 Aug 17 5.07pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I have a colleague with an anger issue. When he was 29 he angrily said "if anyone does a collection for my 30th I'll be really pssed off". So we did one and we bought him a Pam St Clements wall clock with the money (and a Katie Price/Peter Andre CD and a t-shirt with three wolves howling at the moon). There was £15 spare so I got him an M&S voucher so he could buy some wine. He was cross we bought him so much crap and he only had £15. Can't win. Anyway, that's a digression. Every day I used to write creepy speech bubbles on post-it notes and stick them on Pam St Clements. They'd say things like "Kill your parents" or "I know which way you face in the bath". Good fun. Pam St Clements with a clock on her face is quite sinister in itself. Great stuff. I might get a 'horror whore' clock for the office, and update it with lovely turns of phrase. Pat Butcher the character was an ex-prostitute, who turned tricks to make ends meet. This is only feasible if it involved people paying her not to stand on the corner and scare the locals away. A face like a madman s*ting an angry wasp onto a stinging nettle. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Reading 09 Aug 17 5.07pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I have a colleague with an anger issue. When he was 29 he angrily said "if anyone does a collection for my 30th I'll be really p*ssed off".

So we did one and we bought him a Pam St Clements wall clock with the money (and a Katie Price/Peter Andre CD and a t-shirt with three wolves howling at the moon). There was £15 spare so I got him an M&S voucher so he could buy some wine. He was cross we bought him so much crap and he only had £15. Can't win. Anyway, that's a digression. Every day I used to write creepy speech bubbles on post-it notes and stick them on Pam St Clements. They'd say things like "Kill your parents" or "I know which way you face in the bath".

Good fun. Pam St Clements with a clock on her face is quite sinister in itself.

Great stuff. I might get a 'horror whore' clock for the office, and update it with lovely turns of phrase.

Pat Butcher the character was an ex-prostitute, who turned tricks to make ends meet. This is only feasible if it involved people paying her not to stand on the corner and scare the locals away.

A face like a madman s**ting an angry wasp onto a stinging nettle.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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