Thanks Merganser

I wasn't really expecting you to reply, because your aura seems a bit low, so fair play to you for making the effort.

I only really support Palace for the crystals, but the whole football thing has grown on me (I think there is a definite like with Gemstone therapy anyway) so now I'm probably Palace's most knowledgeable fan.

The things I could tell you about Bobby Kennard.

I'm amazed at the primitive management techniques of British managers.

Has Hodgson learned nothing.

One thing Pardew got right, and Fat Sam later recognised, was that Wilf and Townsend (and before that Bolasie) had an instinctive understanding of each other.

Some say it was a form of telepathy - which is ridiculous pseudo science.

Of course, it was glaringly obvious to those of us who are a bit better informed.

Wild and Townsend are both fire signs. Townsend is a Scorpio (albeit born on the cusp of Virgo) and Wilf is a classic sagitarrean.

Russell Grant pointed this out on Super Sunday, when he was filling in for Andy Gray.

Wickham - don't get me wrong, lovely fella - but he's a Taurus. They are always injury prone.

Cabaye (aquarian) has a natural tendency to show off - and boy, is the typical of the genre.

Benteke is a Virgo. I. will. Say. No. More.

Also, the Shakra of Selhurst all wrong.

Sel-Hurst, from the ango saxon, means clearing (sel) in the wood (hurst)

There should be so much positive energy we could channel. But the cashpoint near Sainsbury's completely diverts it.

(I wrote to Steve Parish about this. And guess what? He didn't even reply!)

Anyway, I'm in Croydon tomorrow night for a works Xmas do.

If anyone wants a tea leaf reading, or a Psychic assessment, I'm available. I won't be able to accept any money for my gift.

But if you could cover my travel expenses (a return ticket to the year 1923, on my time machine, is around £40) that would be acceptable.

I'm amazed at the primitive management techniques of British managers.

Has Hodgson learned nothing.

One thing Pardew got right, and Fat Sam later recognised, was that Wilf and Townsend (and before that Bolasie) had an instinctive understanding of each other.

Some say it was a form of telepathy - which is ridiculous pseudo science.

Of course, it was glaringly obvious to those of us who are a bit better informed.

Wild and Townsend are both fire signs. Townsend is a Scorpio (albeit born on the cusp of Virgo) and Wilf is a classic sagitarrean.

Russell Grant pointed this out on Super Sunday, when he was filling in for Andy Gray.

Wickham - don't get me wrong, lovely fella - but he's a Taurus. They are always injury prone.

Cabaye (aquarian) has a natural tendency to show off - and boy, is the typical of the genre.

Benteke is a Virgo. I. will. Say. No. More.

Also, the Shakra of Selhurst all wrong.

Sel-Hurst, from the ango saxon, means clearing (sel) in the wood (hurst)

There should be so much positive energy we could channel. But the cashpoint near Sainsbury's completely diverts it.

(I wrote to Steve Parish about this. And guess what? He didn't even reply!)

Anyway, I'm in Croydon tomorrow night for a works Xmas do.

If anyone wants a tea leaf reading, or a Psychic assessment, I'm available. I won't be able to accept any money for my gift.

But if you could cover my travel expenses (a return ticket to the year 1923, on my time machine, is around £40) that would be acceptable.