I have never understood whom would purchase luggage from one of those luggage shops at airports, that you pass after you have gone through security and passport control. Why would you do that? Where would you put a hold sized Tumi wheelie on a flight if the luggage was empty?

I also don’t understand why chick peas are not in the ‘beans’ section at Purley Tesco. As far as I am concerned, all pulses should be located in one aisle. However, f***ing Tesco’s has a different idea, which last Saturday, took me thirty f***ing minutes to find the f***ing chick peas, which turned out to be around the corner from the f***ing beans.

Also, there is a bottle of Advocaat behind the bar of my local which has been untouched for around three years. Who would go into a pub and order a nice, lukewarm, vomit textured glass of Advocaat?

What aspects of modern life confuses you?

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Why people take the time to vote when nothing ever changes.

Buy Litecoin.

Ring pulls on tins. They only seem to be on selected tins. But wtf would they put them on baked bean tins? Baked beans filled to the brim with tomato sauce and fiddly to open. Splash every time. Baked beans! Why?

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

Fair dues bud.
OK, the perception of 'technology' making life 'simpler' when in fact all it does is bloody complicate simple things most of the time. Better?

..............and Marathon, not Snickers.

Buy Litecoin.

And people still not being able to use thier indicators...or manage to get out of the middle lane.

Edited by elgrande (16 Jan 2018 9.52pm)

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

Flat earthers.

Claudia Winkleman.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)