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Pussay Patrol  31 Jan 18 10.34pm |
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So i've been seeing this bird for about 3 months, long story short - we're 'at it' last weekend and she decides to put her finger where the sun don't shine. Is this normal?
Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah |
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ZIGnZAG  Stoke 31 Jan 18 11.00pm |
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Is this normal? Isn't really that much of an important question. Did I like that? Is what you probably should be asking yourself, and is all that really matters. Did she sniff it afterwards? Is what I'm asking, and would give some idea as too how much of a filthy b!tch she may, or may not, be!
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 Mapletree Croydon 31 Jan 18 11.04pm |
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Originally posted by Pussay Patrol
So i've been seeing this bird for about 3 months, long story short - we're 'at it' last weekend and she decides to put her finger where the sun don't shine. Is this normal? Ah, how cute. Haven’t you led a sheltered life. Make sure you do the same back and enjoy the journey. Sounds like you have found one hot lady.
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| YT Oxford 31 Jan 18 11.25pm |
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Originally posted by Pussay Patrol
So i've been seeing this bird for about 3 months, long story short - we're 'at it' last weekend and she decides to put her finger where the sun don't shine. Is this normal? I’m not sure I’d like a lady’s finger up me nose.
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| steeleye20 Croydon 31 Jan 18 11.27pm |
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She may be considering something more interesting. Girls can have d**ks too you know. Sorry had to laugh.
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boo909  Figeac 01 Feb 18 12.20am |
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Ahh it's lovely when they grow up and start going out with girls isn't it?
Bangell - If Camus wrote The Myth of Sisyphus today, it would be about Jason Puncheon eternally trying and failing to pass with his right foot. |
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| gmostone 01 Feb 18 12.30am |
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Originally posted by boo909
Ahh it's lovely when they grow up and start going out with girls isn't it? Hmmmm, not if they anally intrude you it isn’t!!!
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| boo909 Figeac 01 Feb 18 12.42am |
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Originally posted by gmostone
Hmmmm, not if they anally intrude you it isn’t!!! Variety is the spice of life as they say and if you want to keep the spice flowing (to paraphrase Dune) a finger up the bum doesn't hurt (unless you want it to of course).
Bangell - If Camus wrote The Myth of Sisyphus today, it would be about Jason Puncheon eternally trying and failing to pass with his right foot. |
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chateauferret  01 Feb 18 2.25am |
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ffs.
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Park Road  01 Feb 18 7.38am |
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A finger a fudge is just enough to give you a treat
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 Hrolf The Ganger 01 Feb 18 7.58am |
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Who posts about their sex lives on a football website? This is like a fabricated readers letter from an old p***. mag.
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 becky over the moon 01 Feb 18 8.07am |
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Just be wary on the lavatory if she complains that that she's lost one of her be-jewelled acrylic nails.......
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