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Pussay Patrol Flag 31 Jan 18 10.34pm

So i've been seeing this bird for about 3 months, long story short - we're 'at it' last weekend and she decides to put her finger where the sun don't shine.

Is this normal?

 


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ZIGnZAG Flag Stoke 31 Jan 18 11.00pm

Is this normal? Isn't really that much of an important question.

Did I like that? Is what you probably should be asking yourself, and is all that really matters.

Did she sniff it afterwards? Is what I'm asking, and would give some idea as too how much of a filthy b!tch she may, or may not, be!

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 31 Jan 18 11.04pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

So i've been seeing this bird for about 3 months, long story short - we're 'at it' last weekend and she decides to put her finger where the sun don't shine.

Is this normal?

Ah, how cute. Haven’t you led a sheltered life. Make sure you do the same back and enjoy the journey. Sounds like you have found one hot lady.

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 31 Jan 18 11.25pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

So i've been seeing this bird for about 3 months, long story short - we're 'at it' last weekend and she decides to put her finger where the sun don't shine.

Is this normal?

I’m not sure I’d like a lady’s finger up me nose.

 


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View steeleye20's Profile steeleye20 Flag Croydon 31 Jan 18 11.27pm Send a Private Message to steeleye20 Add steeleye20 as a friend

She may be considering something more interesting.

Girls can have d**ks too you know.

Sorry had to laugh.

 

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View boo909's Profile boo909 Flag Figeac 01 Feb 18 12.20am Send a Private Message to boo909 Add boo909 as a friend

Ahh it's lovely when they grow up and start going out with girls isn't it?

 


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View gmostone's Profile gmostone Flag 01 Feb 18 12.30am Send a Private Message to gmostone Add gmostone as a friend

Originally posted by boo909

Ahh it's lovely when they grow up and start going out with girls isn't it?

Hmmmm, not if they anally intrude you it isn’t!!!

 

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View boo909's Profile boo909 Flag Figeac 01 Feb 18 12.42am Send a Private Message to boo909 Add boo909 as a friend

Originally posted by gmostone

Hmmmm, not if they anally intrude you it isn’t!!!

Variety is the spice of life as they say and if you want to keep the spice flowing (to paraphrase Dune) a finger up the bum doesn't hurt (unless you want it to of course).

 


Bangell - If Camus wrote The Myth of Sisyphus today, it would be about Jason Puncheon eternally trying and failing to pass with his right foot.

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chateauferret Flag 01 Feb 18 2.25am

ffs.

 


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Park Road Flag 01 Feb 18 7.38am

A finger a fudge is just enough to give you a treat

 

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Who posts about their sex lives on a football website?

This is like a fabricated readers letter from an old p***. mag.

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 01 Feb 18 8.07am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Just be wary on the lavatory if she complains that that she's lost one of her be-jewelled acrylic nails.......

 


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