Zoos
Register | Edit Profile | Subscriptions | Forum Rules | Log In | RSS Feed
 Stirlingsays  14 Feb 18 5.19pm |
   |
|---|---|
|
Taking my two little boys on a trip to Banham zoo shortly. Anyone have any thoughts on zoos?
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
|
 Alert a moderator to this post |
  |
| Pikester Worthing 14 Feb 18 5.29pm |
|
|---|---|
|
I went to a zoo once. All they had was one cage with a dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name. |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| Stirlingsays 14 Feb 18 5.32pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Originally posted by Pikester
I went to a zoo once. All they had was one cage with a dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
I've stolen that for my FB page. Edited by Stirlingsays (14 Feb 2018 5.32pm)
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
Park Road  14 Feb 18 5.38pm |
|
|---|---|
|
A place for people to stare at enslaved animals.
|
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
chateauferret  14 Feb 18 5.41pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Originally posted by Park Road
A place for people to stare at enslaved animals. Whereas a house is a place for cats to stare at enslaved humans.
============ |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 14 Feb 18 5.42pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Originally posted by Park Road
A place for people to stare at enslaved animals. This post says it all.
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| Stirlingsays 14 Feb 18 5.43pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Originally posted by chateauferret
Whereas a house is a place for cats to stare at enslaved humans.
Whilst then cruelly crapping in their gardens.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| chateauferret 14 Feb 18 5.49pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Ours s***es in the shower. Well, strictly speaking, she s***es in the pussycat toilet, and we have to clean it and then we have the immortal rind to try to use it as a shower.
============ |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| Park Road 14 Feb 18 5.51pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Originally posted by chateauferret
Ours s***es in the shower. Well, strictly speaking, she s***es in the pussycat toilet, and we have to clean it and then we have the immortal rind to try to use it as a shower. The lengths people go to - to please a pussy Edited by Park Road (14 Feb 2018 5.53pm)
|
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| chateauferret 14 Feb 18 5.54pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Originally posted by Park Road
The lengths people go to - to please a pussy Edited by Park Road (14 Feb 2018 5.53pm) FFS. Can some people think of nothing else?
============ |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| Stirlingsays 14 Feb 18 7.00pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Originally posted by chateauferret
Ours s***es in the shower. Well, strictly speaking, she s***es in the pussycat toilet, and we have to clean it and then we have the immortal rind to try to use it as a shower. Wow, you have an almost Egyptian regard for your feline.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| Stirlingsays 14 Feb 18 7.01pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Originally posted by Park Road
The lengths people go to - to please a pussy Edited by Park Road (14 Feb 2018 5.53pm) Yeah yeah....I bet you'd allow yours to s*** in the shower if you were guaranteed some action. Human action...I hasten to add.....though everyone has their unfortunate crosses to bear.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
Login / Register
All images and text on this site are copyright © 1999-2023 The Holmesdale Online, unless otherwise stated.
Web Design by Guntrisoft Ltd.