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View Casual's Profile Casual Flag Orpington 13 May 18 9.11pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by Palace 1979

I am with you on this one. And as for the wine, that was a nice touch although I probably would have poured it over her head!

I despise 4x4 drivers, Range Rovers are by far the worst. How they are allowed on the road let alone passed their test is one of life's mystery's.

Why do you Ďdespise 4 x 4 drivers, Range Rovers are by far the worstí ? Is it because you donít have one? Does your bus stop not have a roof? Do you get wet waiting for the bus? Not taking the p*ss, just wondering.

 

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View fledgling's Profile fledgling Flag Beckenham 14 May 18 12.50pm Send a Private Message to fledgling Add fledgling as a friend

Originally posted by Casual

Why do you Ďdespise 4 x 4 drivers, Range Rovers are by far the worstí ? Is it because you donít have one? Does your bus stop not have a roof? Do you get wet waiting for the bus? Not taking the p*ss, just wondering.

Personally don't despise them but you have to admit they're now just a stereotype of the status chasing, wannabe gangster, 'Bermondsey done good' suburban Londoner.

She gets out all fake - teeth, tan, t!ts, nails and extensions....he's one of the chaps - severely barber'd hair, Ralphy polo, chino shorts and suede moccasins. Hideous.

 

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Originally posted by fledgling

Personally don't despise them but you have to admit they're now just a stereotype of the status chasing, wannabe gangster, 'Bermondsey done good' suburban Londoner.

Another one who likes to generalize

 

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View fledgling's Profile fledgling Flag Beckenham 14 May 18 1.23pm Send a Private Message to fledgling Add fledgling as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Another one who likes to generalize

I'm sure outside greater London Range Rover drivers are an eclectic mix of diverse individuals....or farmers.

 

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 14 May 18 1.47pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by fledgling

I'm sure outside greater London Range Rover drivers are an eclectic mix of diverse individuals....

They are and a Range Rover Sport was on my very short short list of possible cars to look at when I change mine in a couple of months.

I have reluctantly removed it from the list due to their reliability problems as I need a car that starts and goes every day

 

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View fledgling's Profile fledgling Flag Beckenham 14 May 18 1.56pm Send a Private Message to fledgling Add fledgling as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

They are and a Range Rover Sport was on my very short short list of possible cars to look at when I change mine in a couple of months.

I have reluctantly removed it from the list due to their reliability problems as I need a car that starts and goes every day


F*ck that. It's all about the image.

 

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Originally posted by fledgling

Personally don't despise them but you have to admit they're now just a stereotype of the status chasing, wannabe gangster, 'Bermondsey done good' suburban Londoner.

She gets out all fake - teeth, tan, t!ts, nails and extensions....he's one of the chaps - severely barber'd hair, Ralphy polo, chino shorts and suede moccasins. Hideous.

Could not have put it better myself..think they own the road, indicators are optional etc etc. A sad and not very impressive status symbol.

As for getting a bus, not since I was at school. Get the train to work if you must know as London is not a place for cars. Yes trains are a joke, hate the delays but that's life..

And yes I could get a Range Rover but would not even consider it as I don't need a pr1ck extension ;o)

 


Some people are like Slinkies Ö not really good for anything, but you canít help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 17 May 18 5.56am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Palace 1979

And yes I could get a Range Rover but would not even consider it as I don't need a pr1ck extension

Hmmm many a true word spoken in jest

 

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View Casual's Profile Casual Flag Orpington 17 May 18 6.33am Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

They are and a Range Rover Sport was on my very short short list of possible cars to look at when I change mine in a couple of months.

I have reluctantly removed it from the list due to their reliability problems as I need a car that starts and goes every day

They are a lovely car. Donít be put off by people that canít afford them.
Itís like men that sneer at a nice looking woman , that takes care of themselves, ďI bet sheís right stuck upĒ. In reality theyíd have no chance with a lady like that and have to go home and sleep with someone resembling Waynetta slob.

Itís an English jealousy problem Iím afraid.

Edited by Casual (17 May 2018 6.41am)

 

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 17 May 18 10.20am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Casual

They are a lovely car. Donít be put off by people that canít afford them.

I rarely take advice from such people but my circumstances are changing and from September my lad's college run will only be five miles each way so I don't think a diesel will be appropriate as all these short runs will play havoc with the DPF filter

 

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View fledgling's Profile fledgling Flag Beckenham 17 May 18 12.09pm Send a Private Message to fledgling Add fledgling as a friend

Originally posted by Casual

They are a lovely car. Donít be put off by people that canít afford them.
Itís like men that sneer at a nice looking woman , that takes care of themselves, ďI bet sheís right stuck upĒ. In reality theyíd have no chance with a lady like that and have to go home and sleep with someone resembling Waynetta slob.

Itís an English jealousy problem Iím afraid.

Edited by Casual (17 May 2018 6.41am)

Why would you automatically assume it's jealousy?

What about the people who can afford it, appreciate it's a great car but would choose an alternative because they'd rather not be part of the stereotype they now represent?

Whilst you're on the Harry Enfield comparisons think "Loadsamoney".....

 

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Originally posted by fledgling


Why would you automatically assume it's jealousy?

What about the people who can afford it, appreciate it's a great car but would choose an alternative because they'd rather not be part of the stereotype they now represent?

I doubt whether there are any

 

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