And my weekend gets 5hlttier,....

My neighbours parked their 4x4 against my mums car, so I inform them , if there is any damage, they are liable (my mum is very precious about her car, and to be honest the 4x4 was carelessly parked)

I return home last night to a vitriol-filled email from the neighbours wife, who throws loads of personal criticism my way. I never even spoke to her

So I go round today with a bottle of wine and apologise to the bloke, "But his wife is still very upset"

I think I have the moral high-ground here, but I also made the first move to reconcile,.....and perhaps that is why I've made her feel worse today.

Ball well and truly in her court,....and I didn't even speak to her about parking of their 4x4 in the back of my mum's car

Neighbour took the wine,...so I wait

Will they drink it, return it under cover of darkness, or smash it through my car window ?

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

So,..I'm walking the dogs in local woods this morning. I am aware of recent rumours there is a part-owner of the woods who has threatened dog-walkers verbally and with a shotgun on odd occasions.
I met one dogwalker who explains the man is very unpleasant and threatening, but she thought he probably wouldn't threaten a big fat man like me.

So I go further into the woods, and the shotgun mans car is parked at the far end. I am concerned because he might shoot at my two dogs. But I have no cause to be alarmed, as I meet 3 other neighbours of mine, and the shotgun man is obviously swerving us as the dogs and people are very noisy.
Which is a shame (in a way) because I'm in the kind of mood to be able to cope with people threatening me.

Am going to go into the woods tomorrow, without the dogs. Keeping on the public footpaths. What could go wrong ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (12 May 2018 4.35pm)

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

W@nker!

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

A full sized unexploded bomb this time..... and you're on your own if you find one after the comments about my age with the last one!

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

You're not into gross generalisations I see

Did I also mention I got a 5hltty email from the Allotment Association last week ?
The letter said I had breached Allotment protocol, by not putting suggestions through the Committee (of which I am a member).

It's a good job I have broad shoulders to carry this much 5hlt this week

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (07 Jun 2018 1.41pm)

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak