Pro-Brexit and pro-Bidet?
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 ex hibitionist  Hastings 29 Jun 18 1.49pm |
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Whilst cogitating and contemplating in the prone position in the confines of my privvy the other day, it occurred to me that the British distaste for the continental bidet is not only misplaced, but surprisingly so given our modern (and now ephemeral) connection with Europe and its idiosyncracies. Paper alone has NEVER been a solution for yours truly, only soap and water can make one completely user friendly should the occasion arise (and I am not referring to same sex interraction here, but generally I hasten to add). So I am pro-Bidet and a remainer (no contradiction in terms or allusion to 'clinkers' or Kingons). But just as you don't have to be an evangelical fascist to be anti-abortion neither should Brexiteers be sterotyped as automatically being ant-bidet. So I would like to hear the thoughts of Brexiteers who are also pro-bidet. If I get a big enough sample I might take this further, as negotiations speed up to the Article 50 deadline all pertinent information might be important.
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| Stirlingsays 29 Jun 18 2.14pm |
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Each to their own....but feck's sake....NO......None of that metrosexual tomfoolery for me.
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| Midlands Eagle 29 Jun 18 2.18pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
Whilst cogitating and contemplating in the prone position in the confines of my privvy the other day, If you were lying prone does that mean that you crap into a hole in the floor?
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 29 Jun 18 2.31pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
If you were lying prone does that mean that you crap into a hole in the floor? Crapping into a hole in the floor is far more efficient than sitting on a bowl. The squatting position makes for a far more thorough expulsion of waste matter.
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| Badger11 Beckenham 29 Jun 18 2.46pm |
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I just do handstands in the shower
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| Midlands Eagle 29 Jun 18 3.51pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Crapping into a hole in the floor is far more efficient than sitting on a bowl. The squatting position makes for a far more thorough expulsion of waste matter. I'm sure that you're right as the Arabs have been doing it for centuries but the squatting position isn't lying prone
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 29 Jun 18 4.14pm |
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I was prone as I was sitting ('liable to do something unpleasant') but I now realise I was not lying face down at the time, that hasn't happened for a long time.
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| YT Oxford 29 Jun 18 4.15pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
If you were lying prone does that mean that you crap into a hole in the floor? I was wondering about the prone comment too. But prone is surely lying flat on your front. Great for rifle shooting but not so good for crapping and @rse wiping. Edit: oops, just noticed the OP has realised his mistaken term. Edited by YT (29 Jun 2018 4.16pm)
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 29 Jun 18 4.22pm |
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before Cucking Funt points it out it is down to definite and indefinite articles: 'I was in A prone position and NOT THE prone position
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| YT Oxford 29 Jun 18 4.27pm |
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I go to France quite regularly, and I confess that I appreciate the bidet experience. I also confess that when I’m at home and have a particularly poor @rse wiping experience, I have been known to mimic the bidet effect by ‘reversing towards’ the bathroom sink, suitably filled with warm water. It’s great for a clean bum and also serves to stretch the old calf muscles and hamstrings somewhat! Much more efficient and quicker than having to take a shower or bath......but please don’t tell Mrs YT my secret!! By the way, I am not claiming to be a Brexiteer by contributing to this thread; nor do I claim to be a remainer. In short; I choose not to share my political stances on HOL. Edited by YT (29 Jun 2018 4.28pm)
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palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 29 Jun 18 4.30pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Crapping into a hole in the floor is far more efficient than sitting on a bowl. The squatting position makes for a far more thorough expulsion of waste matter. Nipponese bender.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 29 Jun 18 4.54pm |
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Originally posted by YT
I go to France quite regularly, and I confess that I appreciate the bidet experience. I also confess that when I’m at home and have a particularly poor @rse wiping experience, I have been known to mimic the bidet effect by ‘reversing towards’ the bathroom sink, suitably filled with warm water. It’s great for a clean bum and also serves to stretch the old calf muscles and hamstrings somewhat! Much more efficient and quicker than having to take a shower or bath......but please don’t tell Mrs YT my secret!! By the way, I am not claiming to be a Brexiteer by contributing to this thread; nor do I claim to be a remainer. In short; I choose not to share my political stances on HOL. Edited by YT (29 Jun 2018 4.28pm) have you been spying on me?
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