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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards View Maine Eagle's Profile Maine Eagle Flag USA 10 Jan 19 6.30pm Send a Private Message to Maine Eagle Add Maine Eagle as a friend

I dislike Brighton intensely, but lately there has been a special place in my heart for these bunch of scumbags.

Deeney admitting to targeting Wilf, along with his face, is pretty scandalous.

Capoue's tackle on Zaha therefore was clearly at the instruction of the manager.

Absolute dirtbags and I hope to God we take these mugs down hard.

 

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View black eagle.'s Profile black eagle. Flag south croydon. 10 Jan 19 8.12pm Send a Private Message to black eagle. Add black eagle. as a friend

I hope Wilf takes Capoue to the cleaners on Saturday.

We owe Watford one.

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 10 Jan 19 8.21pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

This on watford forum from some mug called clive of the kremlin.......
w***er


The Opposition

Tiresome Palace. You keep thinking they're going down, but somehow they manage to just about hang on and delay the inevitable. This season, next season? Who knows. But they're certainly championship bound.

The absolute epitome of the one man team, we only have to consider high-pitched whiner and carper, Wilfried “I could have been crippled!” Zaha. The rest of the Palace 11 are merely a supporting cast. Extras to poor tear-stained Wilf's tragedy-stricken leading man.

Did you know he bragged about having slept with David Moyes' daughter? While he was at Man Utd? And then wonders why he got binned off back to where he came in short order. What an idiot!

As with any tragic actor, Wilf likes to portray himself as wronged by the world. The victim. The hard done by. The slightest breath of a butterfly's wings on him and he's straight into the plunge of the dying swan, with a twist, a double-pike and a little roly-poly (silly little ponytail-a-flyin'), Then he gets up and we move to Act 2 – The Indignant. Arched back. Head forward. Palms outspread and facing upward. Eyebrows as high as they'll go and mouth wide open in that awful, grimacing, cavern thing he does. Every game it's the same thing. We'll no doubt see a s***load of it on Saturday.

Oh, their manager is some ancient dinosaur relic who failed with England decades ago. Forget the name. Winterbottom?

Prediction

Easy 0-3 win. Pererya, Sema and Deulofeu

 

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View matthau's Profile matthau Flag South Croydon 10 Jan 19 8.37pm Send a Private Message to matthau Add matthau as a friend

I need Clive of the condoms address

 

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View Superhorns3's Profile Superhorns3 Flag Harpdenden 10 Jan 19 9.28pm Send a Private Message to Superhorns3 Add Superhorns3 as a friend

He winds up the opposition most weeks .

Some just ignore it as bad trolling - others take it to heart .

 

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View Tickled pink's Profile Tickled pink Flag Cornwall 10 Jan 19 9.32pm Send a Private Message to Tickled pink Add Tickled pink as a friend

clive of the kremlin

Tiresome Watford. We keep thinking we're going down, but somehow we manage to just about hang on and delay the inevitable. This season, next season? Who knows. But we're certainly championship bound.

We're the absolute epitome of a dirty savage team, we only have to consider Etienne Capoue's foul on Zaha and what Troy Deeney said after to the tabloids “We all targeted and could have crippled Zaha”, so so embarrassing.

Zaha is just too good for us and we are going to get spanked Saturday, tiresome Watford.

EFA

 

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View Tickled pink's Profile Tickled pink Flag Cornwall 10 Jan 19 9.37pm Send a Private Message to Tickled pink Add Tickled pink as a friend

Originally posted by Superhorns3

He winds up the opposition most weeks .

Some just ignore it as bad trolling - others take it to heart .

I think he takes it to heart just a little bit too much lol

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 10 Jan 19 9.40pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Tickled pink

I think he takes it to heart just a little bit too much lol

No he bloody well doesnt now just go away and stop picking on me.

 

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View Ginger Pubic Wig's Profile Ginger Pubic Wig Flag Wickham de L'Ouest 10 Jan 19 9.43pm Send a Private Message to Ginger Pubic Wig Add Ginger Pubic Wig as a friend

yep. hate them like a fungal toenail.

 

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View Glazier#1's Profile Glazier#1 Flag 10 Jan 19 9.56pm Send a Private Message to Glazier#1 Add Glazier#1 as a friend

Animals.

 

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View Ginger Pubic Wig's Profile Ginger Pubic Wig Flag Wickham de L'Ouest 10 Jan 19 10.23pm Send a Private Message to Ginger Pubic Wig Add Ginger Pubic Wig as a friend

Originally posted by Glazier#1

Animals.

The players, maybe. The fans are more rugby.

 

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View ChrisGC's Profile ChrisGC Flag Wantage 10 Jan 19 10.36pm Send a Private Message to ChrisGC Add ChrisGC as a friend

To be fair, that Clive's post is quite funny. Shades of pot and kettle regarding the enevitable relegation though.

As for Watford, they're a small club punching above their weight. If it wasn't for Deeney charging about like Harvey Price on gear kicking everyone I would be completely ambivalent to them.

1-0 Palace, hopefully a goal off Shrek's arse (again).

 

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