I once took a Jojoba diet pill in my 30's and after sex couldn't get it down for two days.... it was amazing but a bit painful in the end. I had no idea that would happen and I dont know why I took it in the first place.

It was also like when you see a dog with its dick stuck in a bitch that it can't get out type of thing and they are screaming on the side of the street... if you know what I mean!? Maybe you don't... ???

Mine's a light and bitter.

Is this the "Arisen & Ejaculation" department ?

Happy to report am alive and well thanks guys.

Have just had another one. Have a feeling the Mrs is going to regret ever getting me these

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

Tom I’ve got hundreds of them, if you get on with them tonight, pm me and I’ll give you a few before a game.
My brother in law (not my sisters fella, wouldn’t give him any) , had one on Valentine’s Day and was complaining about headaches at work yesterday.

If you need a livener Willo. £25 for 4 in boots, although most of the machines in the toilets down your way will have snide ones along with an assortment of toys I’m sure

Thank you for your advice, but alas my days of rampant lustful activity are long gone never to return.

Apropos toilets, I certainly don't focus on the machines and concentrate on the bodily functions instead.