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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 07 Mar 19 2.52pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

65 year old billionaire has died after suffering a heart attack during p**** enlargement surgery [Link]

Apparently he was short in stature as well as in other areas and it is said that "the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day."

 

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View steeleye20's Profile steeleye20 Flag Croydon 07 Mar 19 3.05pm Send a Private Message to steeleye20 Add steeleye20 as a friend

ooooh painful.....

Should have got an extension to his article 50 instead.


 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 07 Mar 19 3.14pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Anyone got the phone number of the clinic? I've got (a-hem) "a friend" who might be interested in the procedure.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag Wisbech, England 07 Mar 19 4.45pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Well, he's certainly got an impressive stiffie now.

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 07 Mar 19 5.05pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

65 year old billionaire has died after suffering a heart attack during p**** enlargement surgery [Link]

Apparently he was short in stature as well as in other areas and it is said that "the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day."

Why did he need one? When you are a billionaire they're plenty of women who will tell you that you're hung like a donkey.

 


One more point

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Pussay Patrol Flag 07 Mar 19 5.06pm

Bit of a cock up then

 


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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 07 Mar 19 5.09pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Small d1ck. Brighton Can was he?

 


COYP

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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 07 Mar 19 5.26pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

I would be interested to know if there is also such thing as a pen1s reduction operation.

People think that having a huge c@ck is great but it's actually become a huge weight around my neck (that's where I strap it)

Edited by Tom-the-eagle (07 Mar 2019 5.26pm)

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 07 Mar 19 6.37pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

if you had to choose between owning a big C..ck or having a big bank account ?


which would give you greater gratification ?

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 07 Mar 19 7.40pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

if you had to choose between owning a big C..ck or having a big bank account ?


which would give you greater gratification ?

The latter.

 


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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 07 Mar 19 8.04pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

never dick with your dick.
if it works , leave it alone, itll give you many years of entertainment & service.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 07 Mar 19 8.59pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

I’ll miss aquickgame2.

 


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