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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 17 Mar 19 8.25pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by martin2412

Perhaps it's just me, but I think Jerry Hall is a mankey old minger.

Edited by martin2412 (17 Mar 2019 6.01pm)

agreed martin.
f***ing boot.
probably do an ok w*** though(all that practice on mick n brian in the 70s)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Jimenez's Profile Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 17 Mar 19 8.32pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

This is a photo of British Super Welterweight Title holder boxer Ted Cheeseman with his girlfriend.

Now by all accounts Ted seems to be a nice normal bloke.....but lets be honest....take a look at that mug.....that mug could curdle cheese let alone anything else.

Now a bloke with Ted Cheeseman's face would normally never get a bird like that....He'd be lucky to get dumpy Sharon off the tills....That bird is about three leagues above him.

If that photo is proof of anything it's that money makes the world go round.......the honey can smell the money.

Edited by Stirlingsays (17 Mar 2019 2.25pm)

I have to admit she's not exactly an oil painting.

 


Pro USA & Israel

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Pussay Patrol Flag 17 Mar 19 9.15pm

Maybe he got a nice bird as he's got out, made a success of himself and is a genuinely nice bloke, as opposed to spending his life on internet forums hating on others?

 


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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 17 Mar 19 9.17pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Jimenez

I have to admit she's not exactly an oil painting.

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Depends who painted it. Picasso? Francis Bacon depicted some right ugholes.

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 17 Mar 19 10.04pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

You can tell when a politically 'progressive' lefty comes onto the thread. They are about as funny as finding a foreskin in your Kebab.

Edited by Stirlingsays (17 Mar 2019 10.08pm)

 

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ChrisGC Flag Wantage 17 Mar 19 11.06pm

I dunno, she looks a bit pikey and has a lot of slap on. Probably about the same league.

It's the surname that's the killer. Nobody wants to be Mrs Cheeseman.

 

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 17 Mar 19 11.49pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

You can tell when a politically 'progressive' lefty comes onto the thread. They are about as funny as finding a foreskin in your Kebab.

Edited by Stirlingsays (17 Mar 2019 10.08pm)

Baizuo is quicker to type once you’ve got it in your predictive text. You’ll waste less of your life on it before he calls you a Gammon.

 


COYP

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 17 Mar 19 11.50pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Well I'm an ugly bloke and I'm not with a pretty women.
Waking up and seeing my wife's face each morning literally makes me feel sick.

My Mrs and I are both real mingers. Proper disgusting c@nts.

The plus side is we both know the other won't ever leave as no one else would ever have us.

That was excellent. I laughed so loud the pussy on my lap wasn’t pleased.

Stirlingsays’s comment on the theme tune to Love Story playing while reading it was epic.

 


COYP

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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

That was excellent. I laughed so loud the pussy on my lap wasn’t pleased.

Stirlingsays’s comment on the theme tune to Love Story playing while reading it was epic.


It's important to keep the pussy happy.

The non Baizuo know how to have a laugh thank god.....and if you'd seen some of my girlfriends you'd know what I mean.

 

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Originally posted by ChrisGC

I dunno, she looks a bit pikey and has a lot of slap on. Probably about the same league.

It's the surname that's the killer. Nobody wants to be Mrs Cheeseman.

Unless she's Ms Pickle perhaps.....I dunno...think she's a bit of a cracker, but maybe that's just me.

 

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Originally posted by ASCPFC

I always tell my missus she's the good looking one but it's pretty obvious that really it's me.


Yep....I've had dates where I've had the sneaky feeling that Bob off the construction site has thrown a dress on and turned up instead.

 

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View Casual's Profile Casual Flag Orpington 18 Mar 19 6.39am Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by ChrisGC

I dunno, she looks a bit pikey and has a lot of slap on. Probably about the same league.

It's the surname that's the killer. Nobody wants to be Mrs Cheeseman.

I love the pikey look. Michelle Keegan would have made a great gypo.

 

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