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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag Wisbech, England 11 Apr 19 5.23pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Israel is sending a spacecraft to the moon!

Officially it's there to conduct experiments.....but I've heard secret whispers that they plan to open the Moon's first bank.....Goldman sucks....for the little green men there to open up current accounts.

All just humour of course and in all seriousness I want to commend the Israelis for being one of just a few countries who have gone there.....It's a massive achievement for a nation of under nine million and shows their accomplishments and contributions to science and technology.

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag hove actually 11 Apr 19 5.30pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Israel is sending a spacecraft to the moon!

Officially it's there to conduct experiments.....but I've heard secret whispers that they plan to open the Moon's first bank.....Goldman sucks....for the little green men there to open up current accounts.

All just humour of course and in all seriousness I want to commend the Israelis for being one of just a few countries who have gone there.....It's a massive achievement for a nation of under nine million and shows their accomplishments and contributions to science and technology.

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Already claiming the west bank of the Sea of Tranquility.

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 11 Apr 19 5.34pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

I heard they cut 2 miles off the end of the Sea of Fecundity

 

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View johnno42000's Profile johnno42000 Flag 11 Apr 19 5.46pm Send a Private Message to johnno42000 Add johnno42000 as a friend

I wonder if they'll change their national anthem to:

Jew moon you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Jew moon, you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for

 


'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

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View Hrolf The Ganger's Profile Hrolf The Ganger Flag 11 Apr 19 6.27pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

With rocket technology invented by von Braun, a former Nazi.
The Jews are keen on the idea of manifest destiny so this little irony should please them no end.

 

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View YT's Profile YT Online Flag Oxford 11 Apr 19 6.49pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by johnno42000

I wonder if they'll change their national anthem to:

Jew moon you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Jew moon, you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for

Good one (except you don't have to be Jewish to be an Israeli)

 


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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 11 Apr 19 7.09pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Good one (except you don't have to be Jewish to be an Israeli)


But it sure does help

 


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Originally posted by YT

Good one (except you don't have to be Jewish to be an Israeli)

Yet

 


'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

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View BarEagle's Profile BarEagle Flag Monmouth 11 Apr 19 8.13pm Send a Private Message to BarEagle Add BarEagle as a friend

Originally posted by johnno42000

Yet

At least they are not terrorists

 

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View johnno42000's Profile johnno42000 Flag 11 Apr 19 8.24pm Send a Private Message to johnno42000 Add johnno42000 as a friend

Originally posted by BarEagle

At least they are not terrorists

Who? The ultra orthodox Moonies?

 


'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag hove actually 11 Apr 19 8.56pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Ooops.

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 11 Apr 19 9.46pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Apparently it was engine failure unfortunately that part was built in the UK must be what they mean by "crashing out".

Oops inded.

 


One more point

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