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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 21 May 19 7.11am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

no nothing of a sexual nature, but the t*** milkman that delivers milk between midnight & 2am.
Absolute spanner wakes me up on a regular basis.
always thought 5-7am was the norm.for milky?
Git.

I've got the Worthing midnight charity walk due soon which goes past my corner house en-route with a full night of stewards shouting 'well done' to middle aged women wearing flashing antlers on their heads.
ear plugs job.


Anybody else got people carrying out tasks at strange hours?

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 21 May 19 7.24am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

I recommend wax ear plugs sold by Boots. They were called 'Muffles'. Stick those in your lug-holes and you'll sleep through Armageddon.

The milk delivery where I live - by 'Milk & More' - is at similar times to yours ie very early in the morning. No idea why, but I'm guessing that the customer base is spread far and wide, so delivering to (say) 50 customers takes a few hours, whereas in the olden days it would mean driving down half of one road. Ergo there were lots of milkmen back then, but very few now.

 


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View ChrisGC's Profile ChrisGC Online Flag Wantage 21 May 19 8.11am Send a Private Message to ChrisGC Add ChrisGC as a friend

The milky man always delivers early to guarantee you get milk on your corn flakes and that his s***e vehicle doesn't hold you up when you try to get to work. Very inconsiderate of him.

As for the run thing, that is a b******. I think a good egging is in order.

 

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View gerry theagle's Profile gerry theagle Flag newbury 21 May 19 10.27am Send a Private Message to gerry theagle Add gerry theagle as a friend

Or maybe a banana milkshaking 😊.

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 21 May 19 11.01am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by ChrisGC

The milky man always delivers early to guarantee you get milk on your corn flakes and that his s***e vehicle doesn't hold you up when you try to get to work. Very inconsiderate of him.

As for the run thing, that is a b******. I think a good egging is in order.

fair point chris, but midnight is double secret early.

On the milky subject I knew a lad that worked as milkys Saturday boy.
one of the proper 3 wheeler floats.
one Saturday he thought he'd be extra helpful & bring the float 'round the corner to milky.
He kerbed it on the corner & tipped it over.
milky milky everywhere...

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 21 May 19 11.49am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

The old floats used to be great - just the thing to get a lift home after a great night out......

 

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I haven't seen a milkman and float in literally years. I know they do exist, but very few people use them, plus they work in the middle of the night.

I'd imagine most of their customers must be housebound old age pensioners, as its easy to get milk in all local shops these days, and much cheaper

 

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View Jimenez's Profile Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 21 May 19 12.42pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Our dustman (or Garbage collector as they say here) collects our garbage at 2AM

 


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View ChrisGC's Profile ChrisGC Online Flag Wantage 21 May 19 2.21pm Send a Private Message to ChrisGC Add ChrisGC as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

fair point chris, but midnight is double secret early.

On the milky subject I knew a lad that worked as milkys Saturday boy.
one of the proper 3 wheeler floats.
one Saturday he thought he'd be extra helpful & bring the float 'round the corner to milky.
He kerbed it on the corner & tipped it over.
milky milky everywhere...

Yeah, midnight is too keen, bloke's a jobsworth w***er. Egg him as well as the menopausal old tarts doing their fun waddle.

 

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View ChrisGC's Profile ChrisGC Online Flag Wantage 21 May 19 2.22pm Send a Private Message to ChrisGC Add ChrisGC as a friend

Originally posted by Jimenez

Our dustman (or Garbage collector as they say here) collects our garbage at 2AM

Not for me Jim.
2am and all that crashing about? Load up your bins with boulders so the f***ers break their backs.

 

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Originally posted by ChrisGC

Yeah, midnight is too keen, bloke's a jobsworth w***er. Egg him as well as the menopausal old tarts doing their fun waddle.

Egging people is sooo last year, you *ahem* milkshake them now

 


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Originally posted by eagleman13

Egging people is sooo last year, you *ahem* milkshake them now

More apt given his job too.

 

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