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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 10 Jul 19 11.17am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

To my delight, I found out at the weekend that there is no such thing as a seagull. Apparently they're all gulls, but are of the common, herring, black-backed variety but there is no gull known as "sea". Even collectively.

Which means the infestation at the Andrex is yet another example of their delusion, pretence and profound inferiority complex.

They may as well rename themselves the sky rats.

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 10 Jul 19 11.42am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Oh no! 'A Flock of Seagulls' turned out to be a misnomer.

 


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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 10 Jul 19 11.44am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Oh no! 'A Flock of Seagulls' turned out to be a misnomer.

I think their nickname is well earned. Because just like a seagull I hope they swoop in and out of the PL leaving the customary reminder of what seagulls do best.

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 10 Jul 19 12.45pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

I think their nickname is well earned. Because just like a seagull I hope they swoop in and out of the PL leaving the customary reminder of what seagulls do best.

I know what the Brighton seagulls do best [Link]

 


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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 10 Jul 19 1.24pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

I hope they swoop in and out of the PL leaving the customary reminder of what seagulls do best.

Steal chips?

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 10 Jul 19 1.50pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

These darned birds in my 'neck of the woods' which people refer to as "Seagulls" are a heck of a nuisance.

They use vehicles as toilets and when their young are born they dive-bomb those who they believe will be a threat to their offspring which are often high up on roofs of houses.They are a bloody pest.

 

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View Jimenez's Profile Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 10 Jul 19 1.50pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Oh no! 'A Flock of Seagulls' turned out to be a misnomer.

I noticed on the subway yesterday an advert on the train that A Flock of Seagulls are playing at Coney Island in a couple of weeks. If interested they are playing at Dingwall's on Friday!!

 


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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 10 Jul 19 2.25pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

These darned birds in my 'neck of the woods' which people refer to as "Seagulls" are a heck of a nuisance.

They use vehicles as toilets and when their young are born they dive-bomb those who they believe will be a threat to their offspring which are often high up on roofs of houses.They are a bloody pest.

I used to live in Torquay and they were a real pest thinking nothing of snatch food or ice cream from the hands of toddlers.

We get them up here in West Midlands too although we are as far from the sea as one can get but they are the smaller gulls and not those awful Herring Gulls

 

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View dollardays's Profile dollardays Flag 10 Jul 19 8.05pm Send a Private Message to dollardays Add dollardays as a friend

This changes everything.

 

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View braunstoneagle's Profile braunstoneagle Flag the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 10 Jul 19 8.13pm Send a Private Message to braunstoneagle Add braunstoneagle as a friend

was at a pub in salcombe the other day.

seagull swept onto the table next to us...my money would have been on him taking the leftover fish or bread...

he ate the tartar sauce and left with a butter portion. mad b******

 


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View dollardays's Profile dollardays Flag 10 Jul 19 8.37pm Send a Private Message to dollardays Add dollardays as a friend

Originally posted by braunstoneagle

was at a pub in salcombe the other day.

seagull swept onto the table next to us...my money would have been on him taking the leftover fish or bread...

he ate the tartar sauce and left with a butter portion. mad b******

They'll eat anything. I had sausage and chips once. I threw a seagull a chip thinking I was being nice and it kind of launched towards me and the whole lot went flying. Sneaky b******s.

But as I say, they'll eat anything. Here's one that fancied a live snake for dinner then just carries on with its day like it's nothing [Link]

 

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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag The Big Wide World 10 Jul 19 8.54pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

Apparently gulls don't have the ability to fart, so if you feed them an Alka-Seltzer squashed into a piece of bread, they explode.

Edited by martin2412 (10 Jul 2019 8.55pm)

 

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