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Tom-the-eagle  Croydon 22 Nov 19 7.13pm |
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Stopped playing vets football last season and have been missing playing sport. Played badminton with some friends a month ago and am becoming strangely addicted. What a great game! So I have two questions: 1, does anyone else play? 2, is this the start of the long road towards homosexuality?
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 ex hibitionist Hastings 22 Nov 19 7.28pm |
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shuttlecocks spring to mind, no, bcos me and the other three quarters have fantasised that we would one day play badminton...
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cryrst  The garden of England 22 Nov 19 7.44pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Stopped playing vets football last season and have been missing playing sport. Played badminton with some friends a month ago and am becoming strangely addicted. What a great game! So I have two questions: 1, does anyone else play? 2, is this the start of the long road towards homosexuality? I'm sure that road isnt that long tom.
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| sickboy Deal or Croydon 22 Nov 19 8.55pm |
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For a minute i thought you'd taken an interest in show jumping.
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| sickboy Deal or Croydon 22 Nov 19 9.22pm |
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Originally posted by sickboy
For a minute i thought you'd taken an interest in show jumping. Or to be more accurate, 3 day eventing.
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| Stirlingsays 22 Nov 19 9.36pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Stopped playing vets football last season and have been missing playing sport. Played badminton with some friends a month ago and am becoming strangely addicted. What a great game! So I have two questions: 1, does anyone else play? 2, is this the start of the long road towards homosexuality? I thought it was a requirement before you could book a court. Before you know it you'll be staring at men's arses in tight white shorts and playing early Wham records.
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 22 Nov 19 9.52pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
I thought it was a requirement before you could book a court. Before you know it you'll be staring at men's arses in tight white shorts and playing early Wham records. Well before I play I like to w@nk me off before I go go
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| Stirlingsays 22 Nov 19 9.55pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Well before I play I like to w@nk me off before I go go
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| sickboy Deal or Croydon 22 Nov 19 9.58pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
I thought it was a requirement before you could book a court. Before you know it you'll be staring at men's arses in tight white shorts and playing early Wham records. Start of the road that ends with your Range Rover buried in the front window of Snappy Snaps puffed off your head.
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| Stirlingsays 22 Nov 19 10.04pm |
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Originally posted by sickboy
Start of the road that ends with your Range Rover buried in the front window of Snappy Snaps puffed off your head. Probably up there as the best songwriter to emerge out of the eighties.....Incredibly talented musically.....terrible driver. Before he went all miserable he was great....shame how it all ended.
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palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 22 Nov 19 10.08pm |
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I used to have a dog called Minton. He was always chewing up our shuttlecocks. Bad Minton.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 23 Nov 19 10.56am |
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Originally posted by palace_in_frogland
I used to have a dog called Minton. He was always chewing up our shuttlecocks. Bad Minton. wrong thread, you want 'crap jokes'
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