You are here: Home > Message Board > General Talk > Badminton
September 27 2020 3.03pm

Badminton

Previous Topic | Next Topic


Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 > Last

 

View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 22 Nov 19 7.13pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Stopped playing vets football last season and have been missing playing sport. Played badminton with some friends a month ago and am becoming strangely addicted. What a great game!

So I have two questions:

1, does anyone else play?

2, is this the start of the long road towards homosexuality?

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 22 Nov 19 7.28pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

shuttlecocks spring to mind, no, bcos me and the other three quarters have fantasised that we would one day play badminton...

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 22 Nov 19 7.44pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Stopped playing vets football last season and have been missing playing sport. Played badminton with some friends a month ago and am becoming strangely addicted. What a great game!

So I have two questions:

1, does anyone else play?

2, is this the start of the long road towards homosexuality?

I'm sure that road isnt that long tom.
Port and storms!

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 22 Nov 19 8.55pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

For a minute i thought you'd taken an interest in show jumping.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 22 Nov 19 9.22pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by sickboy

For a minute i thought you'd taken an interest in show jumping.

Or to be more accurate, 3 day eventing.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag 22 Nov 19 9.36pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Stopped playing vets football last season and have been missing playing sport. Played badminton with some friends a month ago and am becoming strangely addicted. What a great game!

So I have two questions:

1, does anyone else play?

2, is this the start of the long road towards homosexuality?

I thought it was a requirement before you could book a court.

Before you know it you'll be staring at men's arses in tight white shorts and playing early Wham records.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 22 Nov 19 9.52pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I thought it was a requirement before you could book a court.

Before you know it you'll be staring at men's arses in tight white shorts and playing early Wham records.

Well before I play I like to w@nk me off before I go go

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag 22 Nov 19 9.55pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Well before I play I like to w@nk me off before I go go

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 22 Nov 19 9.58pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I thought it was a requirement before you could book a court.

Before you know it you'll be staring at men's arses in tight white shorts and playing early Wham records.

Start of the road that ends with your Range Rover buried in the front window of Snappy Snaps puffed off your head.
(BTW my love for George is absoloute. Bona fide genius.)

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Online Flag 22 Nov 19 10.04pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by sickboy

Start of the road that ends with your Range Rover buried in the front window of Snappy Snaps puffed off your head.
(BTW my love for George is absoloute. Bona fide genius.)

Probably up there as the best songwriter to emerge out of the eighties.....Incredibly talented musically.....terrible driver.

Before he went all miserable he was great....shame how it all ended.


 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 22 Nov 19 10.08pm Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

I used to have a dog called Minton.

He was always chewing up our shuttlecocks.

Bad Minton.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 23 Nov 19 10.56am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by palace_in_frogland

I used to have a dog called Minton.

He was always chewing up our shuttlecocks.

Bad Minton.

wrong thread, you want 'crap jokes'

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply

 

Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 > Last

Previous Topic | Next Topic

You are here: Home > Message Board > General Talk > Badminton