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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 23 Aug 21 7.08pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

If you touch Sturgeon's head, you get seven years good luck.

If you can bend down that far, probably rik my back doing that.

At that height she's only good for one thing.....and to keep it clean I'll say that's for finding lost items on the floor.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 03 Feb 22 1.22pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

If you'd seen this picture before the pandemic you'd think.....finally, they have silenced women. (just a joke)

Edited by Stirlingsays (03 Feb 2022 3.08pm)

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View The Dolphin's Profile The Dolphin Flag 03 Feb 22 3.29pm Send a Private Message to The Dolphin Add The Dolphin as a friend

That is very funny!

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 03 Feb 22 5.00pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by The Dolphin

That is very funny!

Tips hat.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 09 Jun 22 12.22am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

'The price of gas is so high, it would be cheaper to buy cocaine and just run everywhere' (Senator Kennedy)

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'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 09 Jun 22 12.23am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Tom's let things go a bit hasn't he.


Edited by Stirlingsays (09 Jun 2022 1.01am)

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'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 09 Jun 22 12.54am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

More cute than funny but hey....a lot better than cat videos.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 09 Jun 22 7.04am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Tom's let things go a bit hasn't he.


Edited by Stirlingsays (09 Jun 2022 1.01am)

Actresses complain that as they get older they no longer get the leading roles

 


One more point

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 09 Jun 22 8.20pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Tom's let things go a bit hasn't he.


Edited by Stirlingsays (09 Jun 2022 1.01am)

This could be the origin of “putting lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig”

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 10 Jun 22 8.59pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

The kind of feminist activism I could really get behind or in front of....or at a sideways angle.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 10 Jun 22 9.06pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

I'm definitely getting older....I can remember when Bill Burr use to be funny.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 10 Jun 22 11.33pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Charles Bronson's dating technique was taught in martial arts classes.

Edited by Stirlingsays (10 Jun 2022 11.34pm)

 


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