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 Stirlingsays Online  20 Jan 20 7.17pm |
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My bird, my partner, my wallet reduction project has this thing for eating weirdo food.....I'm sure she does it just to freak me out. She keeps telling me Marmite on Crumpets is normal. I think she's lost it.....if I didn't know better I'd think she'd have a bun in the oven. Chocolate spread on scones, no butter.....Freaking freaking me out.
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 20 Jan 20 7.26pm |
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I thought you were going to start talking Quinoa and seeds and all that smug vegan shyte but you’ve listed student snacks. When I think of this sort of stuff it makes me think I’d fancy peanut butter and sliced banana in some nice bread, like a banoffe pie typed dessert you’re convincing yourself is healthier, but isn’t, much. Oh and what’s it like kissing a marmite eater? I wouldn’t go near either.
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| chris123 hove actually 20 Jan 20 7.26pm |
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Marmite and cheese in a jacket potato is excellent - umami!!
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cryrst  The garden of England 20 Jan 20 7.27pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
My bird, my partner, my wallet reduction project has this thing for eating weirdo food.....I'm sure she does it just to freak me out. She keeps telling me Marmite on Crumpets is normal. I think she's lost it.....if I didn't know better I'd think she'd have a bun in the oven. Chocolate spread on scones, no butter.....Freaking freaking me out. If she likes marmite that much you need to use your imagination at bed time.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 20 Jan 20 7.45pm |
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My dear wife would not have the temerity to suggest I sample the aforementioned food for she knows only too well that it would be met with a firm response in the negative perhaps with decibel levels even beyond Brian Blessed.
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| Stirlingsays Online 20 Jan 20 7.51pm |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
I thought you were going to start talking Quinoa and seeds and all that smug vegan shyte but you’ve listed student snacks. When I think of this sort of stuff it makes me think I’d fancy peanut butter and sliced banana in some nice bread, like a banoffe pie typed dessert you’re convincing yourself is healthier, but isn’t, much. Oh and what’s it like kissing a marmite eater? I wouldn’t go near either. You're right, she should be on her knees thanking me.....hang on, that's Thursday night. Student food is best left to student times.....but some just can't put their Pot Noodle days behind them.
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 20 Jan 20 7.53pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
My bird, my partner, my wallet reduction project has this thing for eating weirdo food.....I'm sure she does it just to freak me out. She keeps telling me Marmite on Crumpets is normal. I think she's lost it.....if I didn't know better I'd think she'd have a bun in the oven. Chocolate spread on scones, no butter.....Freaking freaking me out. Tell her Toms got something she can chew on..
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| Stirlingsays Online 20 Jan 20 7.59pm |
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Originally posted by chris123
Marmite and cheese in a jacket potato is excellent - umami!! I will now perform an Exorcism to cure you of your harmful food illness. In nomine Iesu Christi Take one egg on toast and tea and have a lie down for exactly 27 minutes. Go in peace my son. Edited by Stirlingsays (20 Jan 2020 8.00pm)
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| Stirlingsays Online 20 Jan 20 8.05pm |
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Originally posted by cryrst
If she likes marmite that much you need to use your imagination at bed time. Lots of time for sleeping once you croak it son.
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| Stirlingsays Online 20 Jan 20 8.05pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Tell her Toms got something she can chew on.. I think she's getting enough salt as it is.
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| cryrst The garden of England 20 Jan 20 8.07pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Lots of time for sleeping once you croak it son.
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| cryrst The garden of England 20 Jan 20 8.09pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Tell her Toms got something she can chew on.. Yours must be worn out by now tom.
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