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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 18 Mar 20 11.49am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

There was a forecast on the news today that a consequence of the corona outbreak, and particularly the isolation of individuals and families, will see a massive spike in divorce rates when this is all over. They're likening it to the spikes seen after Christmas and Summer holidays.

Got me thinking, if someone is having an affair, and they or the other party needs to self-isolate, that'll put an incredible strain on the existing relationship when they'll need to be cooped up with the person that they've been doing the dirty on.

One of many unintended consequences in all of this.

Another will be the fall in street crime that will inevitably occur when no-one's allowed out. No doubt the Government will claim that they've beaten violent crime.

It will probably be offset however in a rocketing of supermarket delivery drivers being robbed outside homes and subsequent delivery van jackings.

 


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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 18 Mar 20 12.10pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by mezzer

There was a forecast on the news today that a consequence of the corona outbreak, and particularly the isolation of individuals and families, will see a massive spike in divorce rates when this is all over. They're likening it to the spikes seen after Christmas and Summer holidays.

Got me thinking, if someone is having an affair, and they or the other party needs to self-isolate, that'll put an incredible strain on the existing relationship when they'll need to be cooped up with the person that they've been doing the dirty on.

One of many unintended consequences in all of this.

Another will be the fall in street crime that will inevitably occur when no-one's allowed out. No doubt the Government will claim that they've beaten violent crime.

It will probably be offset however in a rocketing of supermarket delivery drivers being robbed outside homes and subsequent delivery van jackings.


I would say LOL but your probably be right.

My mate is about to go under house arrest with his wife he claims he locked up all the kitchen knives just in case.

 


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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 18 Mar 20 2.37pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Thought dolly had died

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 18 Mar 20 2.49pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11


I would say LOL but your probably be right.

My mate is about to go under house arrest with his wife he claims he locked up all the kitchen knives just in case.

Better to leave the knives and lock up the wife.

 

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View OllieMaidstoneEagle's Profile OllieMaidstoneEagle Flag Maidstone, Kent 18 Mar 20 3.20pm Send a Private Message to OllieMaidstoneEagle Add OllieMaidstoneEagle as a friend

I for one am looking forward to catching up with plenty of “Loose Women”........... And some daytime tv! Ollie’s Dad, Ash.

 


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View DanH's Profile DanH Flag SW2 18 Mar 20 3.25pm Send a Private Message to DanH Add DanH as a friend

Read something the other day that China had 88 divorce proceedings filed immediately after coming out of isolation.

 


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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 18 Mar 20 3.38pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by DanH

Read something the other day that China had 88 divorce proceedings filed immediately after coming out of isolation.

they may have to change the law soon so you can divorce your children, school off till September!?

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 18 Mar 20 7.56pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by DanH

Read something the other day that China had 88 divorce proceedings filed immediately after coming out of isolation.

This isnt a surprise.
How many days,apart from weekends and if your lucky holidays do you spend together 24/7.
We dont really know THEM.

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 19 Mar 20 10.47am Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Only a madman would commit to marriage in this day and age

Edited by PalazioVecchio (19 Mar 2020 10.48am)

 


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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 19 Mar 20 11.25am Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

Only a madman would commit to marriage in this day and age

Edited by PalazioVecchio (19 Mar 2020 10.48am)

WHO YOU CALLING MAD

 

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View cantrbury eagle's Profile cantrbury eagle Flag Canterbury 19 Mar 20 1.41pm Send a Private Message to cantrbury eagle Add cantrbury eagle as a friend

terrible tv show perfect cure for insomnia

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 19 Mar 20 4.59pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

the only men getting married these days are losers who cannot get it for free.

so they indenture themselves, their future salary, their house, pension, their inheritance...everything, even their sanity. Betting on a contract that has already shown itself to be null and void.

clever men will never get divorced. Unmarried couples (with kids ) stay together longer than many married couples these days.

And footballer's wives always stick in the knife after the playing career is over.

Edited by PalazioVecchio (19 Mar 2020 5.03pm)

 


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