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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 19 Mar 20 5.13pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

the only men getting married these days are losers who cannot get it for free.

so they indenture themselves, their future salary, their house, pension, their inheritance...everything, even their sanity. Betting on a contract that has already shown itself to be null and void.

clever men will never get divorced. Unmarried couples (with kids ) stay together longer than many married couples these days.

And footballer's wives always stick in the knife after the playing career is over.

Edited by PalazioVecchio (19 Mar 2020 5.03pm)

NO bloke EVER gets it for free, single or married. Those cunning sly conniving women(not incl lbgt/non-binary/toasters/kettles etc) knew/know how to empty our wallets/pockets in return for, er, certain'carnal favours.

Remember back when you were SINGLE, you bought them a drink, used to hope it was half a lager, turned out to be brandy & babysham. You took them for a slap up meal, prawn cocktail, steak, bottle of blue nun & then black forest gateau. Cost a bloody fortune back then. Getting a shag FREE, dont make me laugh

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 19 Mar 20 6.42pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

NO bloke EVER gets it for free, single or married. Those cunning sly conniving women(not incl lbgt/non-binary/toasters/kettles etc) knew/know how to empty our wallets/pockets in return for, er, certain'carnal favours.

Remember back when you were SINGLE, you bought them a drink, used to hope it was half a lager, turned out to be brandy & babysham. You took them for a slap up meal, prawn cocktail, steak, bottle of blue nun & then black forest gateau. Cost a bloody fortune back then. Getting a shag FREE, dont make me laugh

how often do you reckon Jeff Bezos gave the wife one ?

how many years married ?

wow, that was some bill he got slapped with !

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 21 Mar 20 10.59pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Take away religion and social/peer/kids pressure and having a partner for life seems utterly insane.

Having a life-partner is comfortable and (sometimes) secure. That commitment (and kids), can really mess things up.

Don't see divorce as (necessarily) a bad thing.

 


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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 22 Mar 20 8.07am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13


Remember back when you were SINGLE, you bought them a drink, used to hope it was half a lager, turned out to be brandy & babysham. You took them for a slap up meal, prawn cocktail, steak, bottle of blue nun & then black forest gateau.

You're showing your age with that menu

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 22 Mar 20 8.17am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Can't believe Cucking hasn't been along on this thread to post his favourite comment yet:

"Don't get married - just find a woman you don't like and buy her a house"

There, saved him the effort

 


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View dreamwaverider's Profile dreamwaverider Flag Chelsea 22 Mar 20 9.14am Send a Private Message to dreamwaverider Add dreamwaverider as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

NO bloke EVER gets it for free, single or married. Those cunning sly conniving women(not incl lbgt/non-binary/toasters/kettles etc) knew/know how to empty our wallets/pockets in return for, er, certain'carnal favours.

Remember back when you were SINGLE, you bought them a drink, used to hope it was half a lager, turned out to be brandy & babysham. You took them for a slap up meal, prawn cocktail, steak, bottle of blue nun & then black forest gateau. Cost a bloody fortune back then. Getting a shag FREE, dont make me laugh


Christ eagleman, when we’re you ast dating?!!
Food and booze have moved on a bit since then!!

 

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 22 Mar 20 9.19am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

nonsense, I have it on good authority that the vast majority of young modern women like nothing more than a night out at a Bernie Inn as a prelude to a good seeing to - but don't wear too much Hai Karate or you might not get to the gateaux or the Cracker Barrell and crackers which follows

 

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Originally posted by ex hibitionist

nonsense, I have it on good authority that the vast majority of young modern women like nothing more than a night out at a Bernie Inn as a prelude to a good seeing to - but don't wear too much Hai Karate or you might not get to the gateaux or the Cracker Barrell and crackers which follows

Heard of a post-coital cigarette, but cheese and biscuits afterwards? never!

 


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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 22 Mar 20 11.35am Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by dreamwaverider


Christ eagleman, when we’re you ast dating?!!
Food and booze have moved on a bit since then!!

WHAAAT? You mean this doesnt happen anymore?

No wonder i was getting funny looks standing outside the flicks in me pukka pinstriped flared trousers, platform heeled shoes & my banging ruffled shirt.

& ME, you're right, i am

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 27 Mar 20 2.12pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Some people are happily married. Some are happily divorced. Some are happily single.


The divorce statistics will be high this year

 


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Originally posted by ex hibitionist

nonsense, I have it on good authority that the vast majority of young modern women like nothing more than a night out at a Bernie Inn as a prelude to a good seeing to - but don't wear too much Hai Karate or you might not get to the gateaux or the Cracker Barrell and crackers which follows

Valerie Leon gave it to me for free, plus some Hai Karate aftershave.

And don’t count on sex if you fill a woman up with heavy food.

 


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