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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 10 Jun 20 1.14pm

Three people from anytime in history, who you going for?

Mine.

Shag - Kate Bush (late 70s version)

Shoot - Robbie Williams, and I’d be aiming for his nuts

Meet - Hitler. He should probably be in the shoot section but would be interested to meet him myself

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 10 Jun 20 1.21pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

If you put it in the reverse order it sounds a bit like a Funty weekend.

Meet/Shoot/Shag

Edited by Stirlingsays (10 Jun 2020 1.22pm)

 


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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Three people from anytime in history, who you going for?

Mine.

Shag - Kate Bush (late 70s version)

Shoot - Robbie Williams, and I’d be aiming for his nuts

Meet - Hitler. He should probably be in the shoot section but would be interested to meet him myself


What if you had no choice but to rearrange those three.

If you had to shag Williams or Hitler, which one gets it?

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 10 Jun 20 1.40pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays


What if you had no choice but to rearrange those three.

If you had to shag Williams or Hitler, which one gets it?

Hitler May be easier as he only had the one ball to get in the way

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 10 Jun 20 1.44pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Hitler May be easier as he only had the one ball to get in the way

Perhaps if this had happened to him in the WW1 trenches he wouldn't have hated the Poles so much.

 


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View OllieMaidstoneEagle's Profile OllieMaidstoneEagle Flag Maidstone, Kent 10 Jun 20 3.22pm Send a Private Message to OllieMaidstoneEagle Add OllieMaidstoneEagle as a friend

Kelly Brook... Sting...... Johnny Rotten/Lydon Tho’ 2 of the 3 always change. Bet you can’t guess which one is the constant!!!. Ollie’s Dad,Ash.

Edited by OllieMaidstoneEagle (10 Jun 2020 3.49pm)

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 10 Jun 20 4.03pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

if you were a Black Widow spider you would do all three to the same partner. ... and also Eat them.

my answer :

Sam Fox
Sam fox
Sam fox

 


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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent 10 Jun 20 4.07pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Meet,,,,,,Kylie Minogue

Shag,,,,,,Kylie Minogue

Shoot,,,,,Kylie Minogue’s boyfriend

 


Made in Bromley

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View baldeagle73's Profile baldeagle73 Flag Leamington spa 10 Jun 20 4.09pm Send a Private Message to baldeagle73 Add baldeagle73 as a friend

Shag Debbie Harry
Shot Gemma Collins
Meet Hitler

 


walking down the holmesdale road to see the palace aces!

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View the.universal's Profile the.universal 10 Jun 20 4.43pm Send a Private Message to the.universal Add the.universal as a friend

Shag: Woman from SCS sofa adverts
Shoot: Ginger chef from hello fresh adverts
Meet: Barry Scott from Cillit bang adverts (I’d like to get to know the root cause of his anger issues)

 


Vive le Roy!

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 10 Jun 20 4.58pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by the.universal

Shag: Woman from SCS sofa adverts
Shoot: Ginger chef from hello fresh adverts
Meet: Barry Scott from Cillit bang adverts (I’d like to get to know the root cause of his anger issues)

Lol

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 10 Jun 20 5.02pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Swedish theme:

Shag - Michael Sheen's partner Anna Lundberg

Shoot - Greta Thunberg

Meet - either of the birds from ABBA, but if the other one isn't Swedish then the blonde one

Edited by YT (10 Jun 2020 5.03pm)

 


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