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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Sep 20 2.45pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Nanny Becky Advises:......


To put an end to all this s***,(and the fact you will end up with piles from too much straining) just get yourselves a bottle of Lactulose from your pharmacy. No purging, no mad dashes, just softens the stools for easy passing.


There,....... all better now

Thanks Becky: for caring when we need it most.

 


I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

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View Apollofuzz's Profile Apollofuzz Flag Looking into the Future 15 Sep 20 3.28pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Thanks Becky: for caring when we need it most.

I think you mean "Moist"

 


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I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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View thechaddyboy's Profile thechaddyboy Flag Peterborough 15 Sep 20 3.36pm Send a Private Message to thechaddyboy Add thechaddyboy as a friend

Maybe a day, well too regular for any further delays. Once in a while I'll do the old Salt flush thing & get shot of everything, and that means everything.

 


Red & Blue since 73'

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 15 Sep 20 7.33pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Sometimes you just know you've had a great dump.

 

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 15 Sep 20 9.08pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Nanny Becky Advises:......


To put an end to all this s***,(and the fact you will end up with piles from too much straining) just get yourselves a bottle of Lactulose from your pharmacy. No purging, no mad dashes, just softens the stools for easy passing.


There,....... all better now

I prefer a prawn vindaloo ... went to hospital as a ten year old with suspected appendicitis - turned out to be severe constipation - got the barium enema delivered by a glaswegian nurse "doo bug loads of ut" she kept saying, and I did, looked more like sausage vindaloo if there is such a thing.

 

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View Pierre's Profile Pierre Flag Purley 16 Sep 20 1.49pm Send a Private Message to Pierre Add Pierre as a friend

When I was a youngster I came off my motorbike and crushed some vertebrae in my neck!

I was flat on my back in hospital for a month with a large collar on unable to initially feel anything below my neck, some feeling slowly returning a bit each day.

I did eat a tiny amount food after a few days, drank liquids but had to pee lying down (not too difficult to manage with a bit of assistance)

However, when it finally came to having a s*** after about 6 days (which I was absolutely dreading) that was an awful experience-still lying prone on top of a bed pan held in place by 1 good natured giggling nurse, the other nurse holding my knees to keep them slightly bent (for ease of use) both who had seen and heard it all before! We all attempted to get through the whole procedure without further injury to me (I was past any embarrassment).
Quite what the rest of the ward thought was going on I don't know but nobody ever asked me!!!!!
If only mobile phones had been around then I bet one of them would have, it was a torturous event but not without humour!!

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 19 Sep 20 10.35am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Pierre just reminded me of another experience of a prolonged stay in hospital. I had to use a cardboard bed pan. Trying to do a 5hlt whilst lying down and not soiling the bed is quite a 'unique' experience.

 


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