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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 13 Sep 20 7.02pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by croydon proud

I didn"t eat anything at all for a full 5 days, and can tell you that after that time, the only thing that comes out is a clear jelly, and not much of it either!

Hunger strike in the Maze prison.

 


I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

Red and Blue Army!

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Originally posted by ASCPFC

Hunger strike in the Maze prison.

No- i was long kesh mate!

 

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Originally posted by croydon proud

No- i was long kesh mate!

Maze/Long kesh-tomatoe/tomato- lets call the whole thing off!

 

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Originally posted by croydon proud

I didn"t eat anything at all for a full 5 days, and can tell you that after that time, the only thing that comes out is a clear jelly, and not much of it either!

Please don't bring this story out as a restaurant as they're handing out the dessert menus

Edited by BlueJay (14 Sep 2020 2.29am)

 

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Originally posted by croydon proud

Maze/Long kesh-tomatoe/tomato- lets call the whole thing off!

 


I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

Red and Blue Army!

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 14 Sep 20 10.22am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by BlueJay

Please don't bring this story out as a restaurant as they're handing out the dessert menus

Edited by BlueJay (14 Sep 2020 2.29am)

Came out like a carrot foam.

 


I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

Red and Blue Army!

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Originally posted by BlueJay

Please don't bring this story out as a restaurant as they're handing out the dessert menus

Edited by BlueJay (14 Sep 2020 2.29am)

Ha ha, I was lowering the tone i have to confess, but thought i would trow it in just in case anyone on here has been pondering the outcome of eating zilch for 5 days, now you know!

 

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Originally posted by ASCPFC

Came out like a carrot foam.

You have obviously gone the 5 day nil by mouth thing to mate- as thats exactly what it was like- felt like my body was eating itself inside!

 

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Originally posted by croydon proud

You have obviously gone the 5 day nil by mouth thing to mate- as thats exactly what it was like- felt like my body was eating itself inside!

Lent in the old days.

 


I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

Red and Blue Army!

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Originally posted by ASCPFC

Lent in the old days.

Ha ha, yes, wouldn"t happen now.

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 15 Sep 20 7.46am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I had another 2-day hiatus, which ended yesterday. I'd been eating normally, but the corkage at the anus proved to be difficult to budge.
I used fingers and the sphincter/cutter to nibble away the blockage.
I know you'll all be relieved to know this

 


,.,.,..,

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Nanny Becky Advises:......


To put an end to all this s***,(and the fact you will end up with piles from too much straining) just get yourselves a bottle of Lactulose from your pharmacy. No purging, no mad dashes, just softens the stools for easy passing.


There,....... all better now

 


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