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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 19 Sep 20 10.45am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

wide and varied. Could be A&E, could be an scheduled operation.
I was once had my genitals fondled by a female nurse in A&E whilst diagnosing an insect sting to my arm. When i questioned what she was doing, she said she was 'looking for swelling'.

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 19 Sep 20 10.50am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I was in hospital in 1984 for 4 weeks. The guy in the bed opposite was a driver for an industrial dry-cleaning firm. He said he was doing a collection from Broadmoor one day, and after loading his baskets, drove to the exit gates.
Whereupon he was stopped by the guards, who asked to check his vehicle.
They found one of the prisoners/patients in one of the laundry baskets. He was quite relieved they found him, but obviously frightened him a fair bit.

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 19 Sep 20 10.57am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Last week I had a 'cancer scare'. One of the initial procedures is to 'check for blood in stools'. The female Muslim Doctor had to verify this by inserting something into my rectum.
This is the first time I have been 'entered'.

But she did buy me lunch, so it might of been good for her too

 


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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 19 Sep 20 11.19am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Had a heart op in December with no anaesthetic, just a bit of Valium. Young female nurses kept pulling my robe away and giggling when looking at my naked cock and balls due to the type of operation. That included a Spanish or Portuguese male nurse who was probably gay. This was in Brighton. I kept trying to pull it back to cover my precious tools but they kept pulling it away. I couldnít see because I think I was strapped down. I thought I might have shrivelled due to some nerves having the operation but no. Proudly smiled when I checked they werenít giggling at a Chipolata.

 


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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag The Big Wide World 19 Sep 20 11.56am Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Had a heart op in December with no anaesthetic, just a bit of Valium. Young female nurses kept pulling my robe away and giggling when looking at my naked cock and balls due to the type of operation. That included a Spanish or Portuguese male nurse who was probably gay. This was in Brighton. I kept trying to pull it back to cover my precious tools but they kept pulling it away. I couldnít see because I think I was strapped down. I thought I might have shrivelled due to some nerves having the operation but no. Proudly smiled when I checked they werenít giggling at a Chipolata.

I don't know whether you did this on purpose but it tickled me.

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 19 Sep 20 12.22pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

the hospital porters at Mayday are all Eagles.


nice to have a chat about Palace while being wheeled to the x-ray department.

 


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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 19 Sep 20 12.30pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by martin2412

I don't know whether you did this on purpose but it tickled me.

There were a few European male nurses there on the gaydar. It is a gay capital. Not bothered but it was a bit obvious.

 


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View Harpo's Profile Harpo Online Flag Oxfordshire 19 Sep 20 8.11pm Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

10 years ago I had a heart attack, and was rushed to hospital under blues & twos.
I was wheeled straight into theatre, and whilst horizontal a nurse leaned over and said; 'I'm ever so sorry, but I need to take your underwear off'.
Thank you God.

 

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Originally posted by Harpo

10 years ago I had a heart attack, and was rushed to hospital under blues & twos.
I was wheeled straight into theatre, and whilst horizontal a nurse leaned over and said; 'I'm ever so sorry, but I need to take your underwear off'.
Thank you God.

What was his name?

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 21 Sep 20 6.49pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo

I was wheeled straight into theatre, and whilst horizontal a nurse leaned over and said; 'I'm ever so sorry, but I need to take your underwear off'.
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yourself or your lad ?

 


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Had an operation on my leg a few years ago. For some reason there was a cast of thousands watching, students in training I think. I was wearing those paper pants that they like to give you.

The op required some iodine on my leg right up to letís say the upper thigh. As luck would have it the really hot Asian student (female) was chosen from the aforementioned massed ranks to iodine me up.

Massaging the iodine into my leg was not enough to give me a hard on but it was enough to give me a solid chubby on. As she made her second pass up my leg my cock fell out of the paper pants and touched her hand. This didnít help matters as you might imagine.

First time, she asked me to pop myself back in. It happened again and this time she tucked me back in herself. Also didnít help matters. Finally my cock fell out again and there are it remained for the entire duration of the operation (about an hour).

Not the most dignified episode of my life but I do have an alternative ending in the w*** bank where she tossed me off all over her lab coat. So, swings and roundabouts.

 


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View esox lucius's Profile esox lucius Flag Deal 21 Sep 20 9.51pm Send a Private Message to esox lucius Add esox lucius as a friend

My wire has a very good friend who is a doctor in A&E. She has a few stories about people she has had to deal with, like the bloke who turned up with a carrot lost up his arse. If thatís not bad enough itís the Completely stupid excuse people give for there mishaps. Carrot boys was he was doing the hoovering naked then stumbled backwards landing on said vegetable.which he tried to remove but only succeeded in pushing I fully home.

 

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