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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 13 May 21 10.24pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Don't forget your 'hostility' towards white people, you wouldn't want to leave yourself out during your moaning..

Canít you try just a little bit to be amusing.

Blah blah blah.

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 13 May 21 10.27pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Send him my love......used to be in the loop for the emails, but when they stopped I assumed he had too much trouble in sending them (I know at that point he was finding it hard using the computer).

And from me please

We were always on opposite sides so spent quite a lot of time on each other in the past. Kind of drives a closeness and I miss him.

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 13 May 21 10.27pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Can we please keep the sniping off this thread and let us (Hol) geriatrics reminisce in peace?

Kids today!

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Inside IR35 13 May 21 10.31pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Can we please keep the sniping off this thread and let us (Hol) geriatrics reminisce in peace?

Kids today!

A HOL thread descending into carping and sniping. Just like old times.

 


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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 13 May 21 10.36pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

A HOL thread descending into carping and sniping. Just like old times.

C'mon - this is more like your old times.... I'm sure you had shares the amount of promotion you did for them

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Inside IR35 13 May 21 11.01pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by becky

C'mon - this is more like your old times.... I'm sure you had shares the amount of promotion you did for them

I like to think that I played my part in educating the HOL in the endless pursuit of effective water-based lubricants.

 


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View DanH's Profile DanH Flag SW2 13 May 21 11.06pm Send a Private Message to DanH Add DanH as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

I like to think that I played my part in educating the HOL in the endless pursuit of effective water-based lubricants.

You certainly opened my eyes, amongst other things.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 13 May 21 11.08pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

Canít you try just a little bit to be amusing.

Blah blah blah.


Not my joke but worth a chuckle.

Man gets a bit lonely living on his own during lockdown so he decides to get himself a pet.
He goes to the local pet shop (let's pretend it's open) and checks out the pets on show but nothing catches his eye.
So he asks the shop owner, 'do you have anything out of the ordinary that I can still have as a pet'?
'Actually' the owner replies I have just the thing and he walks to the back of the shop before returning....'Here you are' he says and there's before the man's eyes a large Millipede is sitting in the owner's hands looking up at him. 'Why would I want that?' says the man and then suddenly the Millipede pulls a big smile and says, 'well that's a fine way to speak to your new pet'.....the man stands leaps back shocked, 'He can talk' he says to the owner. And shortly he's settling up business with the owner and happily taking his new pet home amazed with his luck.
Once home, he places the Millipede on the living room sofa, 'Yawn' says the Millipede, 'fancy watching the football? Match of the Day is on repeat'. 'Wow' says the man, you even know the TV schedule!'.
He turns on the TV and they settle down together to watch the first half' At the break, the Millipede turns to the man and says, 'Do you fancy a couple of beers from the shop? I could go and get some'. 'Really? says the man, 'You can do that too?, That sounds great' 'Right I'm off to get them in then' says the Millipede and heads off out the living room door.
Some time passes and the Millipede hasn't returned. So the man waits some more and still no Millipede. After what seems a worryingly long time the man finally decides he can sit no more and concerned that something has happened to his star pet the man gets off the sofa and decides to head out to the store and look for him.
Just as he's about to open the front door, he hears a sound and turns around to see the Millipede on the first step of the stairs. Shocked he says, 'It's been ages, What are you still doing here?'.
'Give me a chance to put my bloody boots on', replies the Millipede


Edited by Stirlingsays (13 May 2021 11.17pm)

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Inside IR35 13 May 21 11.13pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by DanH

You certainly opened my eyes, amongst other things.

Shall I put you down as a 'satisfied customer', then?

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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View BlueJay's Profile BlueJay Flag UK 13 May 21 11.19pm Send a Private Message to BlueJay Add BlueJay as a friend

Originally posted by DanH

You certainly opened my eyes, amongst other things.

Cheeky!

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 13 May 21 11.25pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by becky

C'mon - this is more like your old times.... I'm sure you had shares the amount of promotion you did for them

Blimey noÖ. It canít possibly be a real thing. I always thought I was part of a running joke. You have just messed with my whole world view. Going to have to re-read dozens of threads now.

 

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View Hrolf The Ganger's Profile Hrolf The Ganger Flag 14 May 21 7.47pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by DanH

Mongo is a huge miss. As is morg, matt_himself, Pikester posting regularly. Used to be threads on here that had me snorting with laughter when they were all regulars.

Now itís just all hostility towards black people and Muslims. How fun.

Dan DAN DAN

That is just so you, and so much nonsense.

 

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