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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 02 Jun 21 2.18pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Just met an old mate for a quick beer who told me that he now has a bent pen!s. Thought he had started following Brighton.

Turns out he has a thing call Peyronie’s disease. Apparently it’s very common.

Anyone in here have this and do you now have to shag sideways?

If this was the conversation over a quick beer what topics does he get onto over the course of a proper session?

 

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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 02 Jun 21 6.28pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

If this was the conversation over a quick beer what topics does he get onto over the course of a proper session?

This is just how my crowd greet each morning other.

How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s?

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 02 Jun 21 6.30pm Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

This is just how my crowd greet each morning other.

How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s?

When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Online Flag Horsham 02 Jun 21 6.38pm Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s

Careful

 

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View Casual's Profile Casual Flag Orpington 02 Jun 21 7.23pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s

Bit wacist

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 02 Jun 21 7.44pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

This is just how my crowd greet each morning other.

How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s?

Fair enough. It’s still a hell of a conversation starter.

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 02 Jun 21 9.21pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s

would you give them a run out if they were, yknow, Ok looking, a dozen vodkas.
Durty dave did.
reckoned it was full on mucky.
to quote:
''you do them, they do you.etc etc etc''
no wonder the buggers dead now.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 06 Jun 21 1.26pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

According to Monica Lewinsky, President Bill Clinton had a bender.
Mind you, that bloke would shag anything.

 


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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Online Flag Horsham 06 Jun 21 3.48pm Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

According to Monica Lewinsky, President Bill Clinton had a bender.
Mind you, that bloke would shag anything.

Blimey, I misread had for was

 

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View HeathMan's Profile HeathMan Flag Purley 06 Jun 21 11.52pm Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

Thank you Mr Apollo. I remember

The Mate's name was Chopper,
and he had a whopper.
Twice round the deck,
once round his neck,
and up his Ar*e for a stopper.

 

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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

would you give them a run out if they were, yknow, Ok looking, a dozen vodkas.
Durty dave did.
reckoned it was full on mucky.
to quote:
''you do them, they do you.etc etc etc''
no wonder the buggers dead now.

Apparently it's fun to reach around the front and pretend you've gone all the way through.

 

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