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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 03 Aug 21 1.35pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

The Olympics is taking a break for its mental health. I'm sure my work won't mind me taking a few months off too.
The legacy event for the next Olympics is Pretend Cause Posturing. GB expected to do well, whilst China and Russia have already lodged an appeal against it.

I believe there will be some new events:

Olympic Whining - UK expected to get Gold Medal. Russel Brand Men's Team captain Lilly Allen Women. Emma Thompson captain of the seniors team.

Celebrity Issues Bandwagon - The US Hollywood team favourites due to their nimbleness in jumping from one issue to another. UK's Z list / Soap Stars hoping for a bronze.

Brexit Referendum Race - Never mind the result it will be overturned and re-run.

So will the Winter Olympics be renamed Snowflakes?


 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 03 Aug 21 3.33pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

I believe there will be some new events:

Olympic Whining - UK expected to get Gold Medal. Russel Brand Men's Team captain Lilly Allen Women. Emma Thompson captain of the seniors team.

Celebrity Issues Bandwagon - The US Hollywood team favourites due to their nimbleness in jumping from one issue to another. UK's Z list / Soap Stars hoping for a bronze.

Brexit Referendum Race - Never mind the result it will be overturned and re-run.

So will the Winter Olympics be renamed Snowflakes?


US has the Flounce Gold at present. Mary Decker World record holder.

 


I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

Red and Blue Army!

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 03 Aug 21 4.11pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Winter Olympics to be re-named after global warming destroys any chance of an ice rink or ski run. It will become the oceanic games, where activities will seek to exploit rising sea levels and global political instability.

Events will include:

1. Athlete with the largest concentration of drugs (and still living) during testing.
2. Race to the bottom. Nothing to do specifically with our homo-sexual athletes. Competitors have large weights tied to their ankles and are dropped into the sea. Previous winners include Zin Zin, a Hong Kong dissident.
3. Bung Relay. Largest brown envelope to be passed discretely to a judge.
4. Mental Health Marathon. Athletes are given 7 days to write and publish a biography of how 5h1t their lives are after someone on the internet called them a bad word.
5. Stowaway. Competitors go AWOL during the games and try to get granted Asylum before they are eliminated by the Secret Service.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (03 Aug 2021 4.12pm)

 


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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 03 Aug 21 6.34pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Winter Olympics to be re-named after global warming destroys any chance of an ice rink or ski run. It will become the oceanic games, where activities will seek to exploit rising sea levels and global political instability.

Events will include:

1. Athlete with the largest concentration of drugs (and still living) during testing.
2. Race to the bottom. Nothing to do specifically with our homo-sexual athletes. Competitors have large weights tied to their ankles and are dropped into the sea. Previous winners include Zin Zin, a Hong Kong dissident.
3. Bung Relay. Largest brown envelope to be passed discretely to a judge.
4. Mental Health Marathon. Athletes are given 7 days to write and publish a biography of how 5h1t their lives are after someone on the internet called them a bad word.
5. Stowaway. Competitors go AWOL during the games and try to get granted Asylum before they are eliminated by the Secret Service.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (03 Aug 2021 4.12pm)

Didn't they use to call that hide and seek.

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 04 Aug 21 7.58pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

I would stand up and show my solidarity with the Belarus girl.

 


I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

Red and Blue Army!

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View BlueJay's Profile BlueJay Flag UK 05 Aug 21 8.50am Send a Private Message to BlueJay Add BlueJay as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

The Olympics is taking a break for its mental health. I'm sure my work won't mind me taking a few months off too.
The legacy event for the next Olympics is Pretend Cause Posturing. GB expected to do well, whilst China and Russia have already lodged an appeal against it.

I'm sure I'd have had a clutch of gold medals right now in several disciplines, if not for deciding to take breaks to recentre my shakra every time I'm about to exercise.

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 05 Aug 21 10.46am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Good to see that the 3 weightlifting medallists in "that" event didn't read the woke script. Scroll forward to 1min 50secs; it's worth it!

[Link]

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 05 Aug 21 11.31am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by BlueJay

I'm sure I'd have had a clutch of gold medals right now in several disciplines, if not for deciding to take breaks to recentre my shakra every time I'm about to exercise.

When medical science says that exercise is good for mental health, you have to wonder what's going on with all these athletes/sportspeople: what chance do we have with our mundane existences? I must be full blown insane.

 


I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

Red and Blue Army!

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View Matov's Profile Matov Flag 05 Aug 21 12.43pm Send a Private Message to Matov Add Matov as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Good to see that the 3 weightlifting medallists in "that" event didn't read the woke script. Scroll forward to 1min 50secs; it's worth it!

[Link]

It's glorious. And so brave of those ladies. What they all did took real courage in this day and age and proof, yet again, of how far down the rabbit hole of insanity we actually are.

 


In 1967, when Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, replied: "I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed communists."

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View Jimenez's Profile Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 05 Aug 21 2.30pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Originally posted by Matov

It's glorious. And so brave of those ladies. What they all did took real courage in this day and age and proof, yet again, of how far down the rabbit hole of insanity we actually are.

Not a scientifically proven statistic admittedly but probably a more accurate fact than the bulls*** the woke media spew out is that there are (currently) over 1.1 K Likes & only 10 yes TEN who don't like the video

 


Pro USA & Israel

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Thanks for the link, excellent

Originally posted by YT

Good to see that the 3 weightlifting medallists in "that" event didn't read the woke script. Scroll forward to 1min 50secs; it's worth it!

[Link]

 


A lie will travel half way around the world before the truth has got it's shoes on.

I have simply accepted Wisbech Eagle is an all knowing and wise higher form of life.

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View BlueJay's Profile BlueJay Flag UK 05 Aug 21 2.51pm Send a Private Message to BlueJay Add BlueJay as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

When medical science says that exercise is good for mental health, you have to wonder what's going on with all these athletes/sportspeople: what chance do we have with our mundane existences? I must be full blown insane.

We're clearly hanging on my a thread and are too far gone to realise. Unless we take up BMX Freestyle soon, I'm not convinced we'll see another summer.


Pertinent dark comedic take on the Olympics [Link]

Edited by BlueJay (05 Aug 2021 2.54pm)

 

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