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Originally posted by Lanzo-Ad
Two of my favourites are "you have more chance than having a crap in the queens handbag" and also "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes" how is the lanzo weather / temperature today mate?
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
how is the lanzo weather / temperature today mate? Did cloudy this morning, brightening up this afternoon about 23
“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn |
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Originally posted by Lanzo-Ad
Did cloudy this morning, brightening up this afternoon about 23 shorts & beer on the beach
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After watching the Game of course
“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn |
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an italian expression from Gomorrah.... ''he is so stupid he couldn't find his own c0ck in his underpants''
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Not quite the same, but it's amusing when people have misheard a phrase and repeat it incorrectly. TV comic Dave Gorman did a whole section on this on his Modern Life is Goodish show where he had trawled social media sites to find examples. Ones I particularly remember were "It's a doggy dog world' ( as opposed to dog eat dog; "Like ball in a china shop ( as opposed to bull); "escape goat" rather than scapegoat.
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
an italian expression from Gomorrah.... ''he is so stupid he couldn't find his own c0ck in his underpants'' I have that trouble in the cold weather
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"Today we have coverage of Desmund Tutu's funeral. Now, we go 'live' to Johannesburg"
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I'll always remember during a segment about casual racism in old cartoons on The One Show they interviewed an African family on the street with the shop sign "BLACKS" above them.
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I’ve seen plenty of inappropriate phrases recently, I’ve been watching old episodes of Love Thy Neighbour on YouTube.
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