You are here: Home > Message Board > General Talk > Inappropriate phrases
January 26 2022 8.36pm

Inappropriate phrases

Previous Topic | Next Topic


Page 2 of 3 < 1 2 3 >

 

View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 26 Dec 21 12.19pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Lanzo-Ad

Two of my favourites are "you have more chance than having a crap in the queens handbag" and also "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes"

how is the lanzo weather / temperature today mate?
pishing here.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Online Flag Lanzarote 26 Dec 21 12.30pm Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

how is the lanzo weather / temperature today mate?
pishing here.

Did cloudy this morning, brightening up this afternoon about 23

 


Never be Two Faced, Always Say What You Think, If People Don't Like it F**k Em

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 26 Dec 21 12.53pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Lanzo-Ad

Did cloudy this morning, brightening up this afternoon about 23

shorts & beer on the beach

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Lanzo-Ad's Profile Lanzo-Ad Online Flag Lanzarote 26 Dec 21 1.49pm Send a Private Message to Lanzo-Ad Add Lanzo-Ad as a friend

After watching the Game of course

 


Never be Two Faced, Always Say What You Think, If People Don't Like it F**k Em

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 26 Dec 21 5.45pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

an italian expression from Gomorrah....

''he is so stupid he couldn't find his own c0ck in his underpants''

 


Pay for a BBC TV license ? yeah, right.

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Pete53's Profile Pete53 Flag Hassocks 27 Dec 21 3.18pm Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

Not quite the same, but it's amusing when people have misheard a phrase and repeat it incorrectly.

TV comic Dave Gorman did a whole section on this on his Modern Life is Goodish show where he had trawled social media sites to find examples.

Ones I particularly remember were "It's a doggy dog world' ( as opposed to dog eat dog; "Like ball in a china shop ( as opposed to bull); "escape goat" rather than scapegoat.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View OldFart's Profile OldFart Flag By the sea 27 Dec 21 3.42pm Send a Private Message to OldFart Add OldFart as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

an italian expression from Gomorrah....

''he is so stupid he couldn't find his own c0ck in his underpants''

I have that trouble in the cold weather

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 28 Dec 21 2.30pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend


and then i 'fell pregnant'

 


Pay for a BBC TV license ? yeah, right.

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 01 Jan 22 9.04am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

"Today we have coverage of Desmund Tutu's funeral. Now, we go 'live' to Johannesburg"

 


,.,.,..,

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 03 Jan 22 6.22pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend


steps urged to help Hill Farmers during the Covid crisis.

 


Pay for a BBC TV license ? yeah, right.

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View crvenaeagle's Profile crvenaeagle Flag 11 Jan 22 1.39am Send a Private Message to crvenaeagle Add crvenaeagle as a friend

I'll always remember during a segment about casual racism in old cartoons on The One Show they interviewed an African family on the street with the shop sign "BLACKS" above them.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent/Made in Bromley 11 Jan 22 7.32am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Iíve seen plenty of inappropriate phrases recently, Iíve been watching old episodes of Love Thy Neighbour on YouTube.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply

 

Page 2 of 3 < 1 2 3 >

Previous Topic | Next Topic

You are here: Home > Message Board > General Talk > Inappropriate phrases