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I was reminded recently of an ex-West Ham player called Andy Impey whose transfer to Leicester was temporarily cattled because he had a hammer-toe. Whether or not he also suffered from hammeroids is not recorded.
I got to thinking of other apt injuries like a Palace player with eagle-eyes, or a Brentford or Barnet player with bees-knees. Baggy-skin could be a problem for a WBA player, a Sheffield United man could suffer from blade-bones, whilst someone at Everton with sinus trouble might have a toffee-nose.
An unfortunate Arsenal player might pick up gunner-ear, an Orient player might suffer with an O-ring and a Northampton player could have cobblers-nails or possibly cobblers-itch.
Any more?

 

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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 02 Mar 22 5.58pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by Poplavian

I was reminded recently of an ex-West Ham player called Andy Impey whose transfer to Leicester was temporarily cattled because he had a hammer-toe. Whether or not he also suffered from hammeroids is not recorded.
I got to thinking of other apt injuries like a Palace player with eagle-eyes, or a Brentford or Barnet player with bees-knees. Baggy-skin could be a problem for a WBA player, a Sheffield United man could suffer from blade-bones, whilst someone at Everton with sinus trouble might have a toffee-nose.
An unfortunate Arsenal player might pick up gunner-ear, an Orient player might suffer with an O-ring and a Northampton player could have cobblers-nails or possibly cobblers-itch.
Any more?

Charlton-Athletics foot?

Very poor attempt from me. Would like to see other contributions however as I do enjoy word play, puns etc.

Birmingham/Chelsea player suffering the blues? I'll stop there for the sake of humanity!

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 03 Mar 22 1.52pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

A few in Scotland.

Player for Ayr lost through breathing difficulties.

Hamilton Academicals midfielder failed his IQ test.

An infected wound from sitting on a Partick Thistle.

And Queen of the South.......well, best no go there

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Online Flag 03 Mar 22 2.18pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend


If nicknames are included Northampton’s players have a problem.

 

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Leeds players might have Droop Peacocks..

 

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If nicknames are included Northampton’s players have a problem.

Apologies - didn’t read the OP properly.

 

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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 03 Mar 22 3.30pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle


If nicknames are included Northampton’s players have a problem.

Which one's . . . Town or Saints?

 


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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Online Flag 03 Mar 22 3.42pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

Which one's . . . Town or Saints?

Do Saints have Cobblers?

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 03 Mar 22 3.46pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Do Saints have Cobblers?

In most pictures they don't seem to have any footwear.

 


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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Do Saints have Cobblers?

Only in the corporate lounges at half time . . .

 


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Wimbledon players with tennis elbow.

 

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Norwich players with psittacosis?

 


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