What are footballers saying to each other during matches that requires a hand over the mouth before every conversation?

"You know, I always preferred Cricket really"

"Hey, have you got any plans at the weekend? I thought maybe we could go out somewhere together, grab a film, maybe something to eat?"

"The red moon rises above Stalingrad tonight"

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?"

Just some suggestions, I could go on for my own amusement but I have work to do!

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

Does the club shop do red and blue ropes?

''f*** the clubs guidelines, I'm having a large doner tonight, no one will ever know''

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.