I’m surprised Razor Ruddock was only mentioned once as he must have been the greatest con man that we ever paid a wage to that ever played for our club.

If there was a thread ‘lazy fat arrogant waste of oxygen’ he would definitely be first on the list

He was my first choice. I never thought I would see a worse striker than Trevor Aylott, but he took it to another level.

I can't remember who we played at home, but he managed to clear the crossbar from inside the six yard box.

I think that was his closest effort for the club!

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Especially as the other forward at Bristol Rovers, Marcus Stewart was a bit of a goal machine, so what did we do? Buy his useless strike partner

I believe that Bobby Bowry should be considered.

Perry Suckling didn't inspire much confidence.