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Originally posted by thegreatlardino
perhaps we might see a rare sighting of nathan ferguson?? As David Attenborough might put it.. "As we venture into the heart of the stadium, we embark on a quest to observe the elusive and sporadically sighted Nathanus Fergusonus Maximus Absentius or more commonly known as Nathan Ferguson. The keen football enthusiast must exhibit remarkable patience, as spotting this enigmatic creature playing a game is about as rare as finding a needle in a haystack or, in this case, a football pitch. It is thought that there are as few as one Nathan Ferguson left in the footballing world and following the extinction of its fellow Absentius Connor Wickham, physio's are working tirelessly, to keep it safe and protected from predatory strikers by keeping it monitored in various treatment rooms around Selhurst Park."
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Originally posted by the silurian
its Harlaand and it will make absolutely no difference
HAALAND.
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Originally posted by doombear
HAALAND.
This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise. |
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Originally posted by doombear
HAALAND. From the country of long laughs.
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Comfortable 3-0 to them On to the next, we’d all rather beat the weed anyway
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It's gonna be grim. In reality the score will probably only be something like 3-1, but I can see this being the advent of a tactic even more negative than "parking the bus" - although not sure what that would be, but City to have 108% possession, 31 shots on target and 3,468 completed passes.
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If the players that went off injured on Saturday don't recover and no-one else is fit to return then this would require the biggest miracle in PL football if we were to get a result. Third choice keeper with 5 minutes PL experience, a right back at left back, a central defender in midfield, a striker with 2 goals in over 30 games, one winger (if Olise is fit). If Haaland doesn't play though all the focus will probably be on that! It's at the point where I'd almost be tempted to just rest Olise and let Ebiowei or Franca get some experience, as what's the point in risking MO. Man City 4-0 with Haaland, 2-0 without.
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Originally posted by taylors lovechild
It's at the point where I'd almost be tempted to just rest Olise and let Ebiowei or Franca get some experience, as what's the point in risking MO. The joke is that's my thing when people who are pro-Hodgson say "Hodgson's job is to keep us up, nothing more." I really wish we saw unpopular but logical tactics like that! "We're on a hiding to nothing, Franca and the U23s all start, the first team can rest to focus on Brighton next week." If only.
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They will win but who knows by how many.
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As David Attenborough might put it.. "As we venture into the heart of the stadium, we embark on a quest to observe the elusive and sporadically sighted Nathanus Fergusonus Maximus Absentius or more commonly known as Nathan Ferguson. The keen football enthusiast must exhibit remarkable patience, as spotting this enigmatic creature playing a game is about as rare as finding a needle in a haystack or, in this case, a football pitch. It is thought that there are as few as one Nathan Ferguson left in the footballing world and following the extinction of its fellow Absentius Connor Wickham, physio's are working tirelessly, to keep it safe and protected from predatory strikers by keeping it monitored in various treatment rooms around Selhurst Park." Lovely words - thanks
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Originally posted by IP4Eagle
The joke is that's my thing when people who are pro-Hodgson say "Hodgson's job is to keep us up, nothing more." I really wish we saw unpopular but logical tactics like that! "We're on a hiding to nothing, Franca and the U23s all start, the first team can rest to focus on Brighton next week." If only. With one point in the last five games Roy will put out the strongest team he can, even if it means possibly risking players. I totally understand that even if personally I wonder if it's worth the risk.
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Easy win to us. Man City are dross.
Red and Blue Army! |
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