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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 10 Aug 24 7.42pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

...which city would you choose. I refer of course to rhyming slang for mammaries, with apologies to female posters (and moderaters) for any perceived sexism. I was just wondering why Bristol was chosen, but there is a certain assonance and alliteration and the 'city' suffix is memorable because it differentiates with rovers. So reference to 'Cardiffs' or 'Oxfords' would not work. Chesters is too literal and they're not in the league atm, Manchesters is too much of a mouthful (no pun intended), Lincolns isn't bad although people might think of cars, personally if I couldn't use Bristols, for whatever reason, that's not important. I'd go for Bradfords. I'd be most interested in other people's choices. Don't worry chaps, only a week to go.

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 10 Aug 24 7.46pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

...which city would you choose. I refer of course to rhyming slang for mammaries, with apologies to female posters (and moderaters) for any perceived sexism. I was just wondering why Bristol was chosen, but there is a certain assonance and alliteration and the 'city' suffix is memorable because it differentiates with rovers. So reference to 'Cardiffs' or 'Oxfords' would not work. Chesters is too literal and they're not in the league atm, Manchesters is too much of a mouthful (no pun intended), Lincolns isn't bad although people might think of cars, personally if I couldn't use Bristols, for whatever reason, that's not important. I'd go for Bradfords. I'd be most interested in other people's choices. Don't worry chaps, only a week to go.

Well, it's certainly true that Bristol has its fair share of tits....they just aren't of the variety most of us would like to see.

Edited by Stirlingsays (10 Aug 2024 7.46pm)

 


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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 10 Aug 24 7.54pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Well, it's certainly true that Bristol has its fair share of tits....they just aren't of the variety most of us would like to see.

Edited by Stirlingsays (10 Aug 2024 7.46pm)

Spoken like a true ornithologist

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 10 Aug 24 7.55pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Spoken like a true ornithologist

I've only seen blue ones in the winter.

 


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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 10 Aug 24 8.23pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

please don't tell us about the Great ones

 

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Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Flag Stoke sub normal 10 Aug 24 8.26pm Send a Private Message to Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Add Tim Gypsy Hill '64 as a friend

My neighbour has great tits...

 


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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 10 Aug 24 8.41pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Thr'pennies.

Then we went all decimal

 


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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 10 Aug 24 9.07pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Tim Gypsy Hill '64

My neighbour has great tits...

does she have a bath in her back garden?

 

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YT Flag Oxford 10 Aug 24 9.22pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

TRIVIA

A soft p*** film called 'See You Next Wednesday' features in 'An American Werewolf In London'. The generously-titted female in the p*** movie is called 'Brenda Bristols'.

Brenda Bristols was played by p*** actress Linzi Drew, who is the mother of Tyger Drew-Honey. He played the eldest child in 'Outnumbered', and I believe his father was also a p*** actor or perhaps a p*** film maker.

 


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silvertop Flag Portishead 11 Aug 24 5.03pm Send a Private Message to silvertop Add silvertop as a friend

Originally posted by YT

TRIVIA

A soft p*** film called 'See You Next Wednesday' features in 'An American Werewolf In London'. The generously-titted female in the p*** movie is called 'Brenda Bristols'.

Brenda Bristols was played by p*** actress Linzi Drew, who is the mother of Tyger Drew-Honey. He played the eldest child in 'Outnumbered', and I believe his father was also a p*** actor or perhaps a p*** film maker.

"Great movie"

All those jokes lost on the Americans.

 

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YT Flag Oxford 11 Aug 24 5.21pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by silvertop

"Great movie"

All those jokes lost on the Americans.

One of my favourites.

 


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orpingtoneagle Flag Orpington 11 Aug 24 7.06pm Send a Private Message to orpingtoneagle Add orpingtoneagle as a friend

Ok allow me to be a bit of a nerd.

Rymning slang (aka cockney rhyming slang,) was used by dockers and those linked to the docks along the Thames.

The next biggest trading port for a time was Bristol hence Bristols as boats used to stop at one then the other.

 

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