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View Mr Statto's Profile Mr Statto Flag Ifield 20 Oct 04 10.47am Send a Private Message to Mr Statto Add Mr Statto as a friend

Quote Blue'n'red at 06 May 2004 11:25pm

- On the Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch Railway in an open-sided carriage going past the holiday camp while kids were playing football!

What are you, some kind of contortionist - those trains are tiny!

When Mrs Statto and I were first going out, we only saw each other once a month (distance relationship), so were at it like rabbits when we did see each other. One time we went for a walk by the river near where she used to live and started feeling a bit horny, so we went over to the other side of the dyke (no, not the lesbian kind) for a bit of fun.

After having started out on an ants nest, and quickly moved, there we were, getting jiggy with it, when some kid on a scrambler bike started buzzing up and down behind us. Once he finally disappeared and we finished what we were doing, I stood up and realised I'd had my knee in a cowpat the whole time. Not exactly the most romantic shag of all time!

 


That's just the ramblings of a madman

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View dowies_ugly_stick's Profile dowies_ugly_stick Flag Torturing the crazy frog and sweet... 20 Oct 04 11.13am Send a Private Message to dowies_ugly_stick Add dowies_ugly_stick as a friend

Have done it plenty of times in a public field with the missus on top.

The Church in Bridle Road, Shirley.. on the green at the back where they take the photos.

A few BJ's on top of a bus.

Clapham Junction Waiting Room at 4am on a Sunday morning is cool.

The best had to be on holiday in Tenerife, no doubt a few of you know about the Veronicas, well below Linekers there was a walkway that you could cut through. Had it there then a few hours later again in the same spot but with the other girls friend... Didn't help the second time as we were chased but the nutty Police walking around.


Edited by dowies_ugly_stick (20 Oct 2004 11:14am)

 


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View Blue'n'red's Profile Blue'n'red Flag Field of Chels (Orpington) 20 Oct 04 11.45am Send a Private Message to Blue'n'red Add Blue'n'red as a friend

Quote Mr Statto at 20 Oct 2004 10:47am

Quote Blue'n'red at 06 May 2004 11:25pm

- On the Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch Railway in an open-sided carriage going past the holiday camp while kids were playing football!

What are you, some kind of contortionist - those trains are tiny!

I'm a goalkeeper ... I'm flexible ... plus we had the entire train to ourselves (driver aside) and more or less the freedom of the whole carriage!


Edited by Blue'n'red (20 Oct 2004 11:46am)

 


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View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 20 Oct 04 1.14pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

Under a willow tree in Hyde Park,at dusk.

 


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View mikeyeagle's Profile mikeyeagle Flag Worthing 21 Oct 04 11.48pm Send a Private Message to mikeyeagle Add mikeyeagle as a friend

Err...Littlehampton

 


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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 25 Oct 04 5.27pm

Quote mikeyeagle at 21 Oct 2004 11:48pm

Err...Littlehampton

Is that a location, or a problem ?

1) On top of a artic trailer at Glastonbury in the '80's.

2) On a yacht off Monaco instead of watching the GP - Sunburnt arse


 


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View mikeyeagle's Profile mikeyeagle Flag Worthing 02 Nov 04 3.59pm Send a Private Message to mikeyeagle Add mikeyeagle as a friend

Quote Jake d'Eagle at 25 Oct 2004 5:27pm

Quote mikeyeagle at 21 Oct 2004 11:48pm

Err...Littlehampton

Is that a location, or a problem ?


It's only a problem if you live there!

 


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big fat london boy Flag gillingham..(pykey land) 02 Nov 04 10.01pm


2) On a yacht off Monaco instead of watching the GP - Sunburnt arse


serves you right you dirty bugger....

 


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View Beeches Eagle's Profile Beeches Eagle Flag Sutton 03 Jan 05 11.55am Send a Private Message to Beeches Eagle Add Beeches Eagle as a friend

Surely got to be some more of these after New Years?!

 

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View Sexyeagle21's Profile Sexyeagle21 Flag Croydon 03 Jan 05 12.19pm Send a Private Message to Sexyeagle21 Add Sexyeagle21 as a friend

Not New Years Eve but some good ones at least...

Top if the 466 bus (that runs between New Addo and Coulsdon)
The rugby field on the Kent Gate way road.
Shirley hills very late at night
A lane by Whyteleaf train station
Numerous times at work

And lots of other places !!!

 

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Lucy Flag South East London 03 Jan 05 1.58pm

Quote Sexyeagle21 at 03 Jan 2005 12:19pm

Shirley hills very late at night



Ditto that!

 


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View matthau's Profile matthau Flag South Croydon 03 Jan 05 2.48pm Send a Private Message to matthau Add matthau as a friend

top of allders car park years ago in croy.

tate gallery security room

my tiny mx5 whilst drivin on motorway.(bj)

queens gardens outside taberner house croydon

blue orchid disabled toilet in croydon. years ago

a royal mail van(bj)

wimbledons footlights nightclub in male toilte cubicle.

a disabled motorbility scooter, hahahaha.

on the lawn outside our flat on a sat eve. was pissed to death.

the alley way besides the orchid (bj)


ok thats enough...too many memories flooding back.

these were with a few different women not the same one and no guys...well there may have been. no, no im lying, definatly all women.

 

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