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MR MICHAEL Flag 27 Jan 03 6.37pm Send a Private Message to MR MICHAEL Add MR MICHAEL as a friend

Quote halfmanhalfslug at 27 Jan 2003 4:05pm

Judging by that story, she'd have a lot of calls from lads on this site, eh Mr Michael?

Nah, If shes been with saxon..........

Erm, sorry to hear you split up with your bird, saxon.

 

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Glad All Over Flag Bath 27 Jan 03 6.51pm Send a Private Message to Glad All Over Add Glad All Over as a friend

Quote Cucking Funt at 27 Jan 2003 3:53pm

Quote saxoneagle at 27 Jan 2003 2:51pm

Blow job in a cab from Selhurst to Bromley was different.... especially as i was trying to give the cabbie directions

He MUST have guessed what was going on

Not enough money for the fare, Saxon.....?

LOL!


The following were all deep, meaningful loving experiences and in no way tacky at all (and none of them done whilst under the influence either!) -

On a sloping roof of a house (ballustrade stopping us slipping off) in full view of any of the Saturday shoppers below if they had looked up.

In an alley which we were pretty sure was the one they were supposed to have done it in in Quadrophenia.

On a bench by the entrance to Sussex cricket ground on a Sunday afternoon when they were playing Somerset in the John Player league. (She was on top with a long coat on, so obviously the hundreds of people walking past wouldn't have realised what was going on!).

In a cave on a beach in Newquay (afternoon, sunny day, peak season).

In a swimming pool.

On a train.

Womens' toilets in pubs (but then I suppose most people give that one a go at one time or another).

On a sofa in a night club whilst one of the bouncers stood watching.

Edited by Glad All Over (27 Jan 2003 6:52pm)

 


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MR MICHAEL Flag 27 Jan 03 7.17pm Send a Private Message to MR MICHAEL Add MR MICHAEL as a friend

Glad all over is a womens sex god.

LOL

 

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saxoneagle Flag Bromley 27 Jan 03 10.24pm Send a Private Message to saxoneagle Add saxoneagle as a friend

Quote MR MICHAEL at 27 Jan 2003 6:37pm

Quote halfmanhalfslug at 27 Jan 2003 4:05pm

Judging by that story, she'd have a lot of calls from lads on this site, eh Mr Michael?

Nah, If shes been with saxon..........

Erm, sorry to hear you split up with your bird, saxon.


you've obviously never met her then....

 

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saxoneagle Flag Bromley 27 Jan 03 10.25pm Send a Private Message to saxoneagle Add saxoneagle as a friend

Quote Glad All Over at 27 Jan 2003 6:51pm
On a bench by the entrance to Sussex cricket ground on a Sunday afternoon when they were playing Somerset in the John Player league. (She was on top with a long coat on, so obviously the hundreds of people walking past wouldn't have realised what was going on!).

Blimey, you are old


 

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JollyStef 28 Jan 03 7.52am Send a Private Message to JollyStef Add JollyStef as a friend

Sex is for sick and disturbed people ... if I ever have sex i'll let you all know but i'm sure that'll never happen !


And making up stories like Saxon is doing should be banned !!

 


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saxoneagle Flag Bromley 28 Jan 03 10.44am Send a Private Message to saxoneagle Add saxoneagle as a friend

Quote JollyStef at 28 Jan 2003 7:52am

Sex is for sick and disturbed people ... if I ever have sex i'll let you all know but i'm sure that'll never happen !


And making up stories like Saxon is doing should be banned !!

They are not made up, just wait til you have the Bacon's over at the weekend and hope your floorboards don't creek


 

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Mr Fenandes Flag 28 Jan 03 7.25pm Send a Private Message to Mr Fenandes Add Mr Fenandes as a friend

Edited by Mr Fenandes (02 Jul 2007 3:06am)

 


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Guntrisoft Flag Beckenham, Kent 29 Jan 03 4.22pm Send a Private Message to Guntrisoft Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Guntrisoft as a friend

I reckon the government must have been watching this thread!!!

From BBC News:

"Among other measures in the Sex Offences Bill published on Wednesday, couples who have sex in an outdoor public place could face six months imprisonment"

 


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MR MICHAEL Flag 29 Jan 03 4.28pm Send a Private Message to MR MICHAEL Add MR MICHAEL as a friend

Quote Guntrisoft at 29 Jan 2003 4:22pm

I reckon the government must have been watching this thread!!!

From BBC News:

"Among other measures in the Sex Offences Bill published on Wednesday, couples who have sex in an outdoor public place could face six months imprisonment"


LOL, nothing to do with me, im still in bedrooms

Must say the government, does read the sun then.

 

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Eddie_Hitler Flag Sussex 29 Jan 03 4.39pm Send a Private Message to Eddie_Hitler Add Eddie_Hitler as a friend

Quote MR MICHAEL at 29 Jan 2003 4:28pm

LOL, nothing to do with me, im still in bedrooms

Must say the government, does read the sun then.

I think this is because you have never actually left your bedroom.

 

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MR MICHAEL Flag 29 Jan 03 4.45pm Send a Private Message to MR MICHAEL Add MR MICHAEL as a friend

Quote Eddie_Hitler at 29 Jan 2003 4:39pm

Quote MR MICHAEL at 29 Jan 2003 4:28pm

LOL, nothing to do with me, im still in bedrooms

Must say the government, does read the sun then.

I think this is because you have never actually left your bedroom.


Erm, Bedrooms means many, Bedroom means one

 

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