well it looks like I win hands down on the nonesecential poster section, I wonder why ?

Stick a pony in me pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'uns,
But you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.
Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of the seasons,
And the tides of the sea.
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,
Why do only fools and horses work?
La-la-la
La-lala-la
La-la-la
La-lala-la.
We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles,
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s,
Ball games, gold chains, wossnames and at a push, some Trevor Francis tracksuits from a mush in Shepherds Bush,
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T.,
No money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor,
We'll cut prices at a stroke......
God bless Hooky Street,
Viva Hooky Street,
Long live Hooky Street,
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street,
Magnifique, Hooky Street,
Hooky Street

Grandad: "I don't know why they want these drug addiction centers anyhow, I mean aint we got enough drug addicts without them recruiting them?"

This might be a bit of a stupid quistion, but what does ROFLMAO mean?

No idea, something to do with laughing. It's geek speak.

I think Keith Murray said it best when he rapped
"If you aint fly you cant play with my yo-yo".

I'm sure you'll agree.

thanks for asking because i was unsure too...

AKA Bacon

Pete ... it hurts to say it..... I agree totally with you - Aaaah!
Will now have to go and say 3 hail Mary's while birching myself repeatedly ........

I always thought that LOL meant lots of love.
The first time I went to a chat room I thought everybody was being very friendly.

MAWTOBBH.

(Mildy aroused whilst thinking of Bexter Birching herself)

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.