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View Holmesdale Steve's Profile Holmesdale Steve Flag East Grinstead 27 Jul 10 11.53pm Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Steve Add Holmesdale Steve as a friend

Brighton fans. Is it true that the only way you'll sh*g a woman is by sh*tting in her c*nt first?

 


There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot.

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 31 Jul 10 7.30pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Calling all Sussex Project Managers.

I am acting on behalf of the developers of Falmer. As you may already know, part of the new stadium includes a 45-storey hotel, which is the tallest development in Sussex. Unfortunately, the project has encountered many logistical and technical problems and needs someone to grab hold of it and give it a good shake-up.

Brighton fans, can anyone assist in pulling-off this large erection ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (31 Jul 2010 7:31pm)

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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fubar 01 Aug 10 1.19pm

Brighton fans, do you like living at the bottom of england?

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 01 Aug 10 7.11pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Brighton fans,...

I bet the only time you get to see a cvnt is when you look in the mirror.


Isn't it ?

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View serial thriller's Profile serial thriller Flag The Promised Land 01 Aug 10 7.18pm Send a Private Message to serial thriller Add serial thriller as a friend

Dear Brighton Fans,

After seeing so many youths enjoying the Chelsea game, I was really upbeat that the future Palace fans are being bought in, but that got me thinking, what is it like at other clubs where the youth in the fan base isn't coming through...

So my question is, do many men bring their kids with them to the Brighton games?

 


If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 03 Aug 10 4.10pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

My mate and i went out drinking last night and late in the evening he discovered he had lost his wallet with 280 cash still inside.

Brighton fans, what the biggest bummer you've recently had ?

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 03 Aug 10 5.33pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

calling all sussex-based mechanics.

A colleague of mine has severe mechanical problems with his car. Do any Brighton fans have any suggestions for a blown big end and a ruptured tail-pipe ?

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 03 Aug 10 5.44pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

A neighbour of ours has his large collection of dirty underwear cleaned at the local launderette in a service wash. Unfortunately the washing got mixed-up during its time at the launderette and my neighbour was given a mixed bag of clean laundry. There is no way of returning items to their correct owner.

The underwear returned to him are a few sizes too small for him to wear.

Brighton fans, do you have any suggestions about how best to get into another mans pants ?

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View kevpofcpfc's Profile kevpofcpfc Flag 06 Aug 10 12.03pm Send a Private Message to kevpofcpfc Add kevpofcpfc as a friend

my girlfreind has just failed her driving test for going through a no entry sign.........Brighton fans,can you give her some advice on going the wrong way up a one way street.

 

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View kevpofcpfc's Profile kevpofcpfc Flag 06 Aug 10 12.07pm Send a Private Message to kevpofcpfc Add kevpofcpfc as a friend

mt mate wants to start a business getting creases out of horses footwear.......Brighton fans,can you advise him on the best way to become an Iron Hoof.

 

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View kevpofcpfc's Profile kevpofcpfc Flag 06 Aug 10 12.14pm Send a Private Message to kevpofcpfc Add kevpofcpfc as a friend

a couple of my mates went to the Withdean to watch Brighton vs Palace,to his astonishment,at half time the entire home support appeared in the away end,wtf happened there he said,all i did was ask for a fag.

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 08 Aug 10 3.58pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

is Christmas just for Brighton fans ?

A bit premature, but i got to thinking about Christmas this afternoon:

Plum pudding
Nuts
Fudge fingers
Fruit cake
A 'white christmas'
Mince pies
Choir boys
The Queens Speech
Christmas trees & holly (and those bl00dy pr1cks)
Presents (do you like giving or receiving ?)
a strange bearded man emptying his sack down your chimney

Even Joseph didn't knob Mary in order to get pregnant.
It's all a bit Brighton , isn't it ?


The only thing for us hetro's is the stuffed bird for the main course of lunch, and pulling the odd cracker.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (13 Aug 2010 6.58pm)

 


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