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Brighton fans. Is it true that the only way you'll sh*g a woman is by sh*tting in her c*nt first?
There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot. |
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Calling all Sussex Project Managers. I am acting on behalf of the developers of Falmer. As you may already know, part of the new stadium includes a 45-storey hotel, which is the tallest development in Sussex. Unfortunately, the project has encountered many logistical and technical problems and needs someone to grab hold of it and give it a good shake-up. Brighton fans, can anyone assist in pulling-off this large erection ? Edited by Forest Hillbilly (31 Jul 2010 7:31pm)
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Brighton fans, do you like living at the bottom of england?
too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com |
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Brighton fans,... I bet the only time you get to see a cvnt is when you look in the mirror.
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Dear Brighton Fans, After seeing so many youths enjoying the Chelsea game, I was really upbeat that the future Palace fans are being bought in, but that got me thinking, what is it like at other clubs where the youth in the fan base isn't coming through... So my question is, do many men bring their kids with them to the Brighton games?
If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4 |
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My mate and i went out drinking last night and late in the evening he discovered he had lost his wallet with £280 cash still inside. Brighton fans, what the biggest bummer you've recently had ?
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calling all sussex-based mechanics. A colleague of mine has severe mechanical problems with his car. Do any Brighton fans have any suggestions for a blown big end and a ruptured tail-pipe ?
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A neighbour of ours has his large collection of dirty underwear cleaned at the local launderette in a service wash. Unfortunately the washing got mixed-up during its time at the launderette and my neighbour was given a mixed bag of clean laundry. There is no way of returning items to their correct owner. The underwear returned to him are a few sizes too small for him to wear. Brighton fans, do you have any suggestions about how best to get into another mans pants ?
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my girlfreind has just failed her driving test for going through a no entry sign.........Brighton fans,can you give her some advice on going the wrong way up a one way street.
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mt mate wants to start a business getting creases out of horses footwear.......Brighton fans,can you advise him on the best way to become an Iron Hoof.
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a couple of my mates went to the Withdean to watch Brighton vs Palace,to his astonishment,at half time the entire home support appeared in the away end,wtf happened there he said,all i did was ask for a fag.
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is Christmas just for Brighton fans ? A bit premature, but i got to thinking about Christmas this afternoon: Plum pudding Even Joseph didn't knob Mary in order to get pregnant.
Edited by Forest Hillbilly (13 Aug 2010 6.58pm)
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