May 06 2014 | |
Mr Statto Well that was unexpected with 11 minutes left! 8.04am | |
February 22 2014 | |
Mr Statto can't believe he's missing the Utd game - damn my fragile ankle :( 5.09pm | |
May 14 2013 | |
Mr Statto has his Wembley tickets - anyone else going? 6.04pm | |
May 06 2013 | |
Mr Statto can't believe he's going to the Amex! 7.39pm | |
March 26 2012 | |
Mr Statto won't be on HOL much as his new job doesn't give him quite as much Net time 8.33pm | |
January 11 2012 | |
Mr Statto thought it was great to see all of Selhurst Park rocking last night. It's been 18 years since he stood all game on the Holmesdale 5.22pm | |
December 07 2011 | |
Mr Statto has his first cup semi-final ticket for 16 years 5.24pm | |
November 23 2011 | |
Mr Statto thinks poaching eggs in clingfilm is a great idea 3.03pm | |
Mr Statto wonders what Piper did to get red-carded 11.43am | |
Mr Statto wonders what 11.42am | |
November 21 2011 | |
Mr Statto isn't looking forward to his redundancy meeting today 9.52am | |
November 16 2011 | |
Mr Statto had better start looking for a new job 5.29pm | |
November 07 2011 | |
Mr Statto is impressed by Cucking's priapic ability - at his age it's quite an achievement 2.39pm | |
November 03 2011 | |
Mr Statto has changed his favourite player to Jonathan Parr 9.43am | |
November 01 2011 | |
Mr Statto is gutted to be missing the game tonight, but apparently family comes first! 12.52pm | |
October 20 2011 | |
Mr Statto thinks 46 Football League chairmen need to have a good hard look at their consciences (along with the Premier League bribery merchants) 3.16pm | |
October 18 2011 | |
Mr Statto is looking forward to tonight's game (and a beer beforehand too) 1.36pm | |
October 07 2011 | |
Mr Statto thinks Horley Eagle might be a bit late - I got a marathon place last week 9.45am | |
September 08 2011 | |
Mr Statto hopes nickgusset can wait 7 weeks 6.51pm | |
September 06 2011 | |
Mr Statto wonders if he missed something on HOL last night 12.30pm | |
August 20 2011 | |
Mr Statto is anticipating following todays game from the depths of the Tulleys Farm Maize Maze 12.00pm | |
August 05 2011 | |
Mr Statto has predicted Palace 3 - 1 Crawley Town (1 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 3.07pm | |
Mr Statto has predicted Peterborough United 2 - 2 (1 - 1 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 3.06pm | |
July 28 2011 | |
Mr Statto assumes FH has run out of bog roll again 11.48am | |
July 22 2011 | |
Mr Statto can't wait for the first match of the season. Crawley here we come 2.06pm | |
July 01 2011 | |
Mr Statto has changed his favourite player to Dean Moxey 9.20am | |
June 02 2011 | |
Mr Statto is looking forward to spending a kiddie-free evening with Mrs Statto 12.05pm | |
May 24 2011 | |
Mr Statto is still waiting to pay for his olympic tickets :-( 11.00am | |
May 06 2011 | |
Mr Statto thinks it's going to get messy tomorrow afternoon, and isn't particularly looking forward to Sunday morning! 3.46pm | |
April 24 2011 | |
Mr Statto is too old to go without sleep for a whole night! 2.50pm | |
April 06 2011 | |
Mr Statto thnks Horley Eagle should be wondering if he's been bad enough to go to Peppa Pig Land 4.03pm | |
April 05 2011 | |
Mr Statto spent the first night of his honeymoon at the Stanhill Court Hotel - it's very nice teejay 9.22am | |
March 28 2011 | |
Mr Statto agrees with Kermit, but he forgot to add expensive to his list! 2.43pm | |
March 27 2011 | |
Mr Statto is impressed by Fubar's PB - my half marathon target in October is 2 hours! 7.45pm | |
March 22 2011 | |
Mr Statto thinks it's about time he updated his status - trouble is, he can't think what to put 6.59pm | |
February 24 2011 | |
Mr Statto knows what eagleman means, but isn't likely to get one with two nephews, one niece & one sister-in-law coming to stay 9.58am | |
Mr Statto knows what eagleman means, but isn't likely to get one with two nephews, one niece & one sister-in-law coming to stay 9.58am | |
February 18 2011 | |
Mr Statto wonders if Kermit's Matilda can do magic too 3.32pm | |
February 07 2011 | |
Mr Statto says Happy Birthday to Mrs Statto, and hopes she likes the new microwave! 5.27pm | |
February 04 2011 | |
Mr Statto hopes Palace can follow England's example and stuff the lot in red shirts tomorrow (even if Boro are in their change strip) 9.42pm | |
January 21 2011 | |
Mr Statto hopes Kermit cleans the s*** off before painting the wall! 12.14pm | |
January 06 2011 | |
Mr Statto has been going to Selhurst Park for 20 years - doesn't time fly when you're not having fun! 6.47pm | |
January 01 2011 | |
Mr Statto has renewed his season ticket, and now has a headache! 12.08pm | |
December 26 2010 | |
Mr Statto will be following teejay's good example in the next couple of days 7.56pm | |
Mr Statto is wondering what to do with his unexpectedly free afternoon 2.24pm | |
December 20 2010 | |
Mr Statto has discovered that sledging on ice tends to lead to sideways motion, rapidly followed by being dumped unceremoniously out of the sledge 12.22pm | |
Mr Statto has discovered that sledging on ice tends to lead to sideways motion 12.21pm | |
December 16 2010 | |
Mr Statto BAH HUMBUG! 3.32pm | |
December 09 2010 | |
Mr Statto is off to Hannah's last ever Nativity play 1.24pm | |
December 02 2010 | |
Mr Statto What a surprise - no chance of seeing a World Cup till I'm 53now! 5.21pm | |
Mr Statto What a surprise - no chance of seeing a World Cup till I'm 57 now! 5.21pm | |
December 01 2010 | |
Mr Statto Why choose Teejay - have one of each 12.35pm | |
November 17 2010 | |
Mr Statto is switching over from the England game to the Apprentice - much more entertaining viewing! 9.07pm | |
November 15 2010 | |
Mr Statto 's two girls have recently got some UGG style boots. Horrible things - they seem incapable of picking up their feet in them 4.38pm | |
November 12 2010 | |
Mr Statto wonders who Cucking is planning on waging chemical wafare against 5.13pm | |
October 19 2010 | |
Mr Statto thinks away goals are a bit like buses 10.56pm | |
October 17 2010 | |
Mr Statto is a bit stiff 2.39pm | |
October 16 2010 | |
Mr Statto wonders how lively it will get today 8.33am | |
October 12 2010 | |
Mr Statto says "It's Velma, HH" 4.27pm | |
October 04 2010 | |
Mr Statto just got back from booking his holiday to discover the Ryder Cup result. Happy days! 4.38pm | |
Mr Statto is also just back from a run, and is now off to book his holiday 12.39pm | |
September 28 2010 | |
Mr Statto . Amy's just been round the police station with Brownies. Unfortunately they let her go! 7.48pm | |
Mr Statto Amy's just been round the police station with Brownies. Unfortunately they let her go! 7.47pm | |
September 27 2010 | |
Mr Statto is going for another run in the morning - goody! 11.19pm | |
Mr Statto wonder's where Kenny's gone - I'm a friend down now 8.22pm | |
Mr Statto is b ack from the pub - did I miss anything? 4.11pm | |
Mr Statto is off to the pub for a meeting - see you at 3:30 12.12pm | |
September 22 2010 | |
Mr Statto is getting really frustrated with Amy's inability to open her mind 4.31pm | |
September 15 2010 | |
Mr Statto is surprised FH hadn't realised that before 7.45pm | |
September 10 2010 | |
Mr Statto can't believe he's been married for 11 years - happy anniversary Mrs Statto! 11.38am | |
September 07 2010 | |
Mr Statto has a house full of emotional females - help! 8.35pm | |
Mr Statto wants it to stop raining so he can go for a run - doesn't the weather know I'm in training? 10.13am | |
September 06 2010 | |
Mr Statto had a nice quiet house all day today - the kids are back at school, and Mrs Statto is back at work. Whoopee!!! 5.11pm | |
August 29 2010 | |
Mr Statto needs a clothes peg - Mrs Statto is cooking rice pudding :-( 3.58pm | |
August 27 2010 | |
Mr Statto is struggling to ignore the doughnut Mrs Statto brought back from town 3.35pm | |
Mr Statto had a bowl of cornflakes with sultanas & all-bran, while watching 102 Dalmatians 10.41am | |
Mr Statto had a bowl of cornflakes with sultanas & all-bran, while watching 102 Dalmatians 10.40am | |
August 20 2010 | |
Mr Statto . Many words change their meaning over time. For example, where it once represented England's green and pleasant fields, countryside is becoming understood to mean killing Piers Morgan 11.29pm | |
Mr Statto Many words change their meaning over time. For example, where it once represented England's green and pleasant fields, countryside is becoming understood to mean killing Piers Morgan 11.29pm | |
August 13 2010 | |
Mr Statto wonders what KL is tempted to quit - work, smoking, drinking, sex...? 9.46am | |
Mr Statto wonders what KL is tempted to quite - work, smoking, drinking, sex...? 9.43am | |
Mr Statto wonders what KL is tempted to quite - work, smoking, drinking, sex,,, 9.43am | |
August 12 2010 | |
Mr Statto has had a lovely day at the zoo 8.06pm | |
August 11 2010 | |
Mr Statto hopes a good night's sleep has cheered DRT up 8.09am | |
August 07 2010 | |
Mr Statto is looking forward to a few beers in the Cherries 11.53am | |
August 06 2010 | |
Mr Statto has a new 6 year-old in the house. Happy Birthday Hannah 8.15am | |
August 04 2010 | |
Mr Statto wonders whether FH's storm is likely to be a metaphorical or physical one 10.33am | |
August 02 2010 | |
Mr Statto has his season ticket in his sweaty little paw, and is rather chuffed! 12.00pm | |
July 29 2010 | |
Mr Statto has to learn not to listen to the voices that say "go the other way home, it'll be quicker" 7.46pm | |
July 28 2010 | |
Mr Statto wonders whether CF will be using his puppies as a grooming tool 8.59am | |
Mr Statto hopes his kids don't see that CF now has puppies 8.23am | |
July 26 2010 | |
Mr Statto is enjoying a bit of peace while the kids are at the park - they're due back soon though :-( 1.12pm | |
Mr Statto is intrigued! 1.10pm | |
Mr Statto is intrigued by the bad blood between DRT & Eagleman / Tebay 12.39pm | |
Mr Statto is intrigued by the bad blood between DRT & Eagleman / Tebay 12.39pm | |
July 22 2010 | |
Mr Statto thinks that 12:45am is far too late to start the washing up, but it won't do itself! 12.44am | |
July 13 2010 | |
Mr Statto thinks the "t" made DRTs status make so much more sense! 4.28pm | |
Mr Statto wonders what DRT is after 4.12pm | |
July 08 2010 | |
Mr Statto has updated his profile photo 1.14pm | |
July 07 2010 | |
Mr Statto has bitten the bullet 4.26pm |
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