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May 06 2014
Mr Statto Well that was unexpected with 11 minutes left! 8.04am
February 22 2014
Mr Statto can't believe he's missing the Utd game - damn my fragile ankle :( 5.09pm
May 14 2013
Mr Statto has his Wembley tickets - anyone else going? 6.04pm
May 06 2013
Mr Statto can't believe he's going to the Amex! 7.39pm
March 26 2012
Mr Statto won't be on HOL much as his new job doesn't give him quite as much Net time 8.33pm
January 11 2012
Mr Statto thought it was great to see all of Selhurst Park rocking last night. It's been 18 years since he stood all game on the Holmesdale 5.22pm
December 07 2011
Mr Statto has his first cup semi-final ticket for 16 years 5.24pm
November 23 2011
Mr Statto thinks poaching eggs in clingfilm is a great idea 3.03pm
Mr Statto wonders what Piper did to get red-carded 11.43am
Mr Statto wonders what 11.42am
November 21 2011
Mr Statto isn't looking forward to his redundancy meeting today 9.52am
November 16 2011
Mr Statto had better start looking for a new job 5.29pm
November 07 2011
Mr Statto is impressed by Cucking's priapic ability - at his age it's quite an achievement 2.39pm
November 03 2011
Mr Statto has changed his favourite player to Jonathan Parr 9.43am
November 01 2011
Mr Statto is gutted to be missing the game tonight, but apparently family comes first! 12.52pm
October 20 2011
Mr Statto thinks 46 Football League chairmen need to have a good hard look at their consciences (along with the Premier League bribery merchants) 3.16pm
October 18 2011
Mr Statto is looking forward to tonight's game (and a beer beforehand too) 1.36pm
October 07 2011
Mr Statto thinks Horley Eagle might be a bit late - I got a marathon place last week 9.45am
September 08 2011
Mr Statto hopes nickgusset can wait 7 weeks 6.51pm
September 06 2011
Mr Statto wonders if he missed something on HOL last night 12.30pm
August 20 2011
Mr Statto is anticipating following todays game from the depths of the Tulleys Farm Maize Maze 12.00pm
August 05 2011
Mr Statto has predicted Palace 3 - 1 Crawley Town (1 - 0 H/T) in the Prediction League 3.07pm
Mr Statto has predicted Peterborough United 2 - 2 (1 - 1 H/T) Palace in the Prediction League 3.06pm
July 28 2011
Mr Statto assumes FH has run out of bog roll again 11.48am
July 22 2011
Mr Statto can't wait for the first match of the season. Crawley here we come 2.06pm
July 01 2011
Mr Statto has changed his favourite player to Dean Moxey 9.20am
June 02 2011
Mr Statto is looking forward to spending a kiddie-free evening with Mrs Statto 12.05pm
May 24 2011
Mr Statto is still waiting to pay for his olympic tickets :-( 11.00am
May 06 2011
Mr Statto thinks it's going to get messy tomorrow afternoon, and isn't particularly looking forward to Sunday morning! 3.46pm
April 24 2011
Mr Statto is too old to go without sleep for a whole night! 2.50pm
April 06 2011
Mr Statto thnks Horley Eagle should be wondering if he's been bad enough to go to Peppa Pig Land 4.03pm
April 05 2011
Mr Statto spent the first night of his honeymoon at the Stanhill Court Hotel - it's very nice teejay 9.22am
March 28 2011
Mr Statto agrees with Kermit, but he forgot to add expensive to his list! 2.43pm
March 27 2011
Mr Statto is impressed by Fubar's PB - my half marathon target in October is 2 hours! 7.45pm
March 22 2011
Mr Statto thinks it's about time he updated his status - trouble is, he can't think what to put 6.59pm
February 24 2011
Mr Statto knows what eagleman means, but isn't likely to get one with two nephews, one niece & one sister-in-law coming to stay 9.58am
Mr Statto knows what eagleman means, but isn't likely to get one with two nephews, one niece & one sister-in-law coming to stay 9.58am
February 18 2011
Mr Statto wonders if Kermit's Matilda can do magic too 3.32pm
February 07 2011
Mr Statto says Happy Birthday to Mrs Statto, and hopes she likes the new microwave! 5.27pm
February 04 2011
Mr Statto hopes Palace can follow England's example and stuff the lot in red shirts tomorrow (even if Boro are in their change strip) 9.42pm
January 21 2011
Mr Statto hopes Kermit cleans the s*** off before painting the wall! 12.14pm
January 06 2011
Mr Statto has been going to Selhurst Park for 20 years - doesn't time fly when you're not having fun! 6.47pm
January 01 2011
Mr Statto has renewed his season ticket, and now has a headache! 12.08pm
December 26 2010
Mr Statto will be following teejay's good example in the next couple of days 7.56pm
Mr Statto is wondering what to do with his unexpectedly free afternoon 2.24pm
December 20 2010
Mr Statto has discovered that sledging on ice tends to lead to sideways motion, rapidly followed by being dumped unceremoniously out of the sledge 12.22pm
Mr Statto has discovered that sledging on ice tends to lead to sideways motion 12.21pm
December 16 2010
Mr Statto BAH HUMBUG! 3.32pm
December 09 2010
Mr Statto is off to Hannah's last ever Nativity play 1.24pm
December 02 2010
Mr Statto What a surprise - no chance of seeing a World Cup till I'm 53now! 5.21pm
Mr Statto What a surprise - no chance of seeing a World Cup till I'm 57 now! 5.21pm
December 01 2010
Mr Statto Why choose Teejay - have one of each 12.35pm
November 17 2010
Mr Statto is switching over from the England game to the Apprentice - much more entertaining viewing! 9.07pm
November 15 2010
Mr Statto 's two girls have recently got some UGG style boots. Horrible things - they seem incapable of picking up their feet in them 4.38pm
November 12 2010
Mr Statto wonders who Cucking is planning on waging chemical wafare against 5.13pm
October 19 2010
Mr Statto thinks away goals are a bit like buses 10.56pm
October 17 2010
Mr Statto is a bit stiff 2.39pm
October 16 2010
Mr Statto wonders how lively it will get today 8.33am
October 12 2010
Mr Statto says "It's Velma, HH" 4.27pm
October 04 2010
Mr Statto just got back from booking his holiday to discover the Ryder Cup result. Happy days! 4.38pm
Mr Statto is also just back from a run, and is now off to book his holiday 12.39pm
September 28 2010
Mr Statto . Amy's just been round the police station with Brownies. Unfortunately they let her go! 7.48pm
Mr Statto Amy's just been round the police station with Brownies. Unfortunately they let her go! 7.47pm
September 27 2010
Mr Statto is going for another run in the morning - goody! 11.19pm
Mr Statto wonder's where Kenny's gone - I'm a friend down now 8.22pm
Mr Statto is b ack from the pub - did I miss anything? 4.11pm
Mr Statto is off to the pub for a meeting - see you at 3:30 12.12pm
September 22 2010
Mr Statto is getting really frustrated with Amy's inability to open her mind 4.31pm
September 15 2010
Mr Statto is surprised FH hadn't realised that before 7.45pm
September 10 2010
Mr Statto can't believe he's been married for 11 years - happy anniversary Mrs Statto! 11.38am
September 07 2010
Mr Statto has a house full of emotional females - help! 8.35pm
Mr Statto wants it to stop raining so he can go for a run - doesn't the weather know I'm in training? 10.13am
September 06 2010
Mr Statto had a nice quiet house all day today - the kids are back at school, and Mrs Statto is back at work. Whoopee!!! 5.11pm
August 29 2010
Mr Statto needs a clothes peg - Mrs Statto is cooking rice pudding :-( 3.58pm
August 27 2010
Mr Statto is struggling to ignore the doughnut Mrs Statto brought back from town 3.35pm
Mr Statto had a bowl of cornflakes with sultanas & all-bran, while watching 102 Dalmatians 10.41am
Mr Statto had a bowl of cornflakes with sultanas & all-bran, while watching 102 Dalmatians 10.40am
August 20 2010
Mr Statto . Many words change their meaning over time. For example, where it once represented England's green and pleasant fields, countryside is becoming understood to mean killing Piers Morgan 11.29pm
Mr Statto Many words change their meaning over time. For example, where it once represented England's green and pleasant fields, countryside is becoming understood to mean killing Piers Morgan 11.29pm
August 13 2010
Mr Statto wonders what KL is tempted to quit - work, smoking, drinking, sex...? 9.46am
Mr Statto wonders what KL is tempted to quite - work, smoking, drinking, sex...? 9.43am
Mr Statto wonders what KL is tempted to quite - work, smoking, drinking, sex,,, 9.43am
August 12 2010
Mr Statto has had a lovely day at the zoo 8.06pm
August 11 2010
Mr Statto hopes a good night's sleep has cheered DRT up 8.09am
August 07 2010
Mr Statto is looking forward to a few beers in the Cherries 11.53am
August 06 2010
Mr Statto has a new 6 year-old in the house. Happy Birthday Hannah 8.15am
August 04 2010
Mr Statto wonders whether FH's storm is likely to be a metaphorical or physical one 10.33am
August 02 2010
Mr Statto has his season ticket in his sweaty little paw, and is rather chuffed! 12.00pm
July 29 2010
Mr Statto has to learn not to listen to the voices that say "go the other way home, it'll be quicker" 7.46pm
July 28 2010
Mr Statto wonders whether CF will be using his puppies as a grooming tool 8.59am
Mr Statto hopes his kids don't see that CF now has puppies 8.23am
July 26 2010
Mr Statto is enjoying a bit of peace while the kids are at the park - they're due back soon though :-( 1.12pm
Mr Statto is intrigued! 1.10pm
Mr Statto is intrigued by the bad blood between DRT & Eagleman / Tebay 12.39pm
Mr Statto is intrigued by the bad blood between DRT & Eagleman / Tebay 12.39pm
July 22 2010
Mr Statto thinks that 12:45am is far too late to start the washing up, but it won't do itself! 12.44am
July 13 2010
Mr Statto thinks the "t" made DRTs status make so much more sense! 4.28pm
Mr Statto wonders what DRT is after 4.12pm
July 08 2010
Mr Statto has updated his profile photo 1.14pm
July 07 2010
Mr Statto has bitten the bullet 4.26pm
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